My friend moved to another country. He is currently serving in the army, writes Smski:

Instruction on the use of the mobile radar complex (truck with radar) - 75 pages.
The instructions for using the microwave installed in it - 120 pages.

Deirz
Yesterday we saw the dusk.
Deirz
We (I, Andrei, Thoma) have originalized
Deirz
Imagine it
Deirz
All guests gathered, the table is covered.
Deirz
And Andrei comes and talks.
Deirz
The WOW!
Deirz
Congratulations to you!
Deirz
We wish you...
Deirz
to steal
Deirz
Killed
Deirz
And then I break up, shouting "Fuck the goats!", I give him a goat.
Deirz
the living
Deirz
With a pink cloth on the neck.

Informatics has burned:
So that your calls do not interfere with the class, put the vibrator and clean it in your pocket. And it doesn’t bother us, and you’re happy"

Comments on the film "Unstoppable":

Fuck, this is probably the most expensive advertising video in the history of the presidential election.

Tixon, 11 September 2010 22:20:30:
Dima worries once, Pasha worries two, Kolya worries three - Katya goes on the uzi!
Ryav, 22:21:44
What does it mean? The guys were upset and broke Katie’s ribs?

The story happened when I was married for about six months.
The woman is black-eyed, with long black curls. I come from work and knock at the door. A short hairy blonde opens up and looks at me. I say "sorry" and I lock the door. The surprise she prepared for me, changed the image :)

A community of useless questions
z_zerg_z: Are there any professions in which you can work without communicating with people? Absolutely by. and fully.
mun4uk: the seller in Eldorado

Sister (23:05:37 10/09/2010)
Go into the bath, turn on cold water in the shower and get under it, and stand for 3 minutes, this is called a bath once a week.

Sister (23:12:13 10/09/2010)
Then one oak, run around it around the house of 20 circles, come home, ask your father to break the fence, press out 300 times, disperse and lay down the bed 10 times, eat the food of the cat, and go to bed, then you will understand the day of the soldier in our part.

Oh, and I dreamed of you!
It – and how?
In different positions...

XXX How are you?
UUU: like a live beer - I do not move, but I let bubbles go

From the Pickup Forum:

XXX: There was a similar situation. The girl did not let herself be kissed, simple hugs, treated me with distrust. During the "embracing" she struck and cried. I showed myself on the good side, regretted her calmed and fucked.

I stand next to the director’s office. From there there is a scream - "Oh, you have shaved the unbroken, where did you go??? Yes, I will take you out with a fur, you giraffe goffrown, I will take you out!!!Stand up, Sculpture is overwhelmed!!I am in shock, and the secretary quietly continues to do the kind of work on the computer. The door opens, the boss comes out, red, sweaty, and seeing me calmly so asks - "Do you play computer games??" I am in a full o.we bump something like "nu yes". Next question "A in Stalker played?" I am proud" All three parts, and a bunch of fashion passed!!" Dirk is great!! Go and pass me through the Monolith to the Performer, or with two apotheke and a row to the "calice" I can’t do it!

XXX: I go to the car.
Yyy: Alan, do it, I’ll do it afterwards.
Autocad is up to 10 years like...
xxx: yes probably
XXX: How many lifetimes do you have on the compass?
yyy: well, I have so much that if when searching to blow up the computer together with the inspectors and the house, then I will get less.

by Vice (16:53) :
I just got a computer to see. I found out that the problem was in Mommy. I change. I take off the rubber and see that instead of the thermopast, judging by the smell, the chewing gum!!! to

by Serg (16:57) :
Bougie )

by Serg (16:57) :
It was not so bad ? ? ? ? ?

The last time in the summer I went out to nature, while my husband was saying a toast, he had a cup of tea in his drink.

tr1kar: In other words, about associations.
Tr1kar: I went home today on Republican.
The street of evil dogs?
tr1kar: Aha =) is
Tr1kar: So, there was just 3-4 small ones.
TR1KAR: And suddenly a sage jumps out on them.
tr1kar: Small but very aggressive.
Tr1kar: I know how to deal with them: I look badly in the eyes, hand forward and loudly, I say clearly "Back!"
ATUCIQ: To be joking?
tr1kar: Well yes. So the seam once pulled, and I look in my eyes, not so sure anymore.
Tr1kar: I shouted to her again "Back" and she ran away.
Tr1kar: So now guess what my name is in the area. =) is
The Wolfcock? =) is
Tr1kar is crucial. =) is
The crocodile Dundee. = D

[19:59:25] Alexei: by the way, in the fields near the airport is dangerous in the autumn )) in us somebody threw a tail

Video captured by a 90-degree camera.
xxx: in KMPlayer you can turn around when viewing.
YYY: Here is another, the hernias are there. I turned the monitor.

Yanukovych (11:55:32 10/09/2010)
Today I watched such a scene: the police officer Mers is driving on the left lane, he is driving a jeep, with flashbacks, everything is as it should be. And here the grandmother comes out on the road (apparently an old sabotage) The front jeep brakes sharply in front of her, and the police officer Mers rolls into it from behind from all the way, and from behind to Mers - a driven jeep) It was necessary to see the confused faces of menta in the merce.

DirtyHarry(11:59:57 10/09/2010)

Janish (12:00:04 10/09/2010)
I am a mommy.

Before going to bed, I kiss my loved one in the forehead, nose and lips, then I turn to sleep and hear him unhappy:
If you start kissing, kiss it to the end.