The sister in the hallway sat by a cage with a hammer (he is called Babayka), I hear:
You are my sweetheart, you are my sweetheart, my little baby, I love you, I will bite you my leg now!!!! to

A dispute between two women:
You are ugly, ugly and stupid!! to
I am neither ugly nor ugly!! to

budkin: put Ubuntu 11.04. ohuen system, overall beauty. Especially pleased with the fonts, the support of the multi-task. Well, in general, the design is not worse than Macovsky. I think she still has more days.

Recently I was left without a roof when I was served by a waitress in Calsona. You know, there have been recently, with a valve on the ass, so that it was convenient to crawl, and with other attributes. This point costs 350 rubles, and what fool came to mind that it is cool and fashionable, I don’t know. But I came to serve what in the hoodies. I was almost mad at all. No matter how much I was reassured, refrain from shouting "Wear pants or stretch up the valve so that it was completely fashionable", I could not stand. The foolishness of the act I see is that I did not demand the administrator right away.

Call for technical support
Help me, I am in trouble!! to
What happened to you?
I turn on the computer and I have this damn windows popping out! What to do?!! to

I thought...
by Megapyhar

Gu
Blessed

Gu
I told my mom instead I don’t want to change tickets, I don’t want to beat mines.

Ka is
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!! 1

Gu
I want to!!! to

Gu
I lied to my mom, I do.

From the forum about those who buy Apple products:

As for those who write with boiling water, if you buy a note (or not a note) twice as expensive as it costs, there are only two options: admit yourself an idiot or tell everyone how cool it is.

...
xxx: and he flies in a smile and such gets a camel yellow "I would suggest that for the lady will be too strong";
HHH: I was so upset.
hhh: and he saw my confusion until he changed his face, burst "bla;, a century mistake", stretched a cigarette and left (((

...
I get a 10th. I want to tell her that they are strong... and it turned out "I would suggest that for a lady they will be too strong"
moonchild: facepalm
kali4: I get to see how it all looks with my appearance) nothing, feed like "Shit, a century wrong!" can't squeeze))

I think you should at least get to know them! :)

Our friend Vadik, after a tumultuous drunkenness woke up on the same couch with Zhenya, Zhenya - gay, nothing was essential, but the news flew around all friends)))
Greetings to Russia
Tagged: hello
“Who did you sleep with?”? to
Wadiq: I went to the fucking!! I am not a pirate!!! to

From Khabr, comment on the article on the FBI emblem in copyright protection.
You can hang this logo on your website with copyrighted content. Any visitor will then immediately see who he will have to deal with in case of copyright infringement.

XXX: I’ll definitely put it on my tracker.

From an interview with Ohlobystin:

How do you react to hatred?
and aggressive. I am a priest, but I have a gun.

We once burned fireworks in the rain.
YYY: Can you guess what happened to them? They are... roasted, right?
XXX is worse
XXX: They didn’t burn

I "trabla"... greet - a type of psalmy on the teeth - so in the future will look like a wife... the teeth excite me in the future - is it normal? O_O

I photographed the bride and bride.
And my girlfriend: Well, you’re going to take pictures of us now?
I: - Am... so they have to be handled! OOO
Do you have a camera without a camera?? to
Well, how well, I’ll uncover the secret, it’s not in any room!
Where is there! I know a lot of photographers who have it.
- OO
(c) the

Commentary on the film "Sleeping Crab" 2011:
...
About the film:
According to a strange newspaper announcement, a student Lucy finds a mysterious job in a private closed club. At night, Lucy is locked in the Bedroom of the Sleeping Beauty, where she sleeps under the influence of a strong drug, while male clients do with her what they would like. Every day, Lucy wants to learn more and more about what’s happening to her at a time she can’t remember.
...
Lucy wants to know what’s going on with her.)
So what is not understood?))

Hey Doctor, I can write another sleeping pill, or it hurts me somehow. = = (

I work as an electrician in a forest. By the type of service, it is often necessary to climb the pillars and change the lamps. Recently brought new nails and insurance belts. We stand with the guys looking at the new ones. One of the vendors says:
Did you give the parachute too, or only the butterflies?

A couple of right.

What is the name of our government?? to
Student: What is it right to say?? to

I:Why do you have the status of "fishermen...." Better the old one))
She: little money, jeans are crushed, the fucks breasts do not grow

d0lboiob: Girls are sweeter than boys!
China: What did you smoke? O_O
d0lboiob: I said this to the buyer of peppers today...

redslot: As I understand, the post is a mixture of superstitions and urban legends. I do not believe in such. I love black cats, I walk through the arches of the columns, my daughter sings the wooda dolls with tea.)
Reading is interesting.
Fergus: redslot is fucking! That's why I can't sleep for the fifth day!