Ka: Sometimes I think you were a refrigerator in your past life.
Dimon: Why is it?
This is how you’re frozen...

I go in the tram in Krasnodar, I see "graffiti" on the building:
The rubbish police.

Rogozin proposed to Roscosmos to create a base on the moon.

In my opinion, Roscosmos will most likely have a submarine base on Earth.

Nikita drank from the description.)
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Yes I did not drink.
SARS: I was caught up!! to

I walk down the street - in front of a young girl in pants with the inscription on the pop "Play".
Nearby two children.
The first thought: "It was done!"

But boys are lonely because many girls are stupid, and girls are lonely because many girls are stupid.

They were in the opera at the premiere of a new production. There the main character at the end "cut" both hands on his shoulders. A tragic, tense scene is replaced by a bright image of souls of lovers, merging together (the hero, of course, as the soul, hands in place). The orchestra plays tense music, suddenly there is silence, and a neighbor, an elderly woman on the whole lingerie:
"What does love do! And the hands grew!" The remaining five minutes the nearest rows were running in an attempt not to stumble in the whole voice :)

Driving from work in a bus, next to grandmother (yyy) with grandson of 9 years (xxx) were driving, their conversation:
Didn’t you think you’d give Caroline a gift?
XXX: No, I don’t know what to give.
Give her flowers and a box of candy. You will come in a costume, beautiful. Would like it, would be pleasant.
XXX: No Baaab is not
Then give the doll a big present.
I don’t want one gift, I want many small ones.
Then give her seeds.

News on "5" is burning. The missing An-2 aircraft.
"The tape has been removed!) with a recording of a request for assistance received by an amateur radio on his mobile phone (!and "
Oh, so I see an amateur radio receiving help signals on a mobile phone and, in principle, recording it on a crom film cassette.

Q: Is it time to crack? The sister said that in my car "from baton to Gandon"

I saw a camel yesterday. Bite for the first time in my life. Immediately I think in my head: "the camels are made out of straw! One in one!"

At school, a retired teacher gave
I will take the kids on a trip. at the cemetery
She says it’s so wet that it’s raining.
The answer scared me.
So I am at night!

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Q: Are you still angry? = * (
Go to the hell of hell!

XXX: Gentleman, something happened to the server, the websites do not fade
YYY: Yes, I cut it off this morning, I’ll turn it on now.
XXX is naughty?
YYY: Yes, Katya was afraid to sleep, and as he cut off, customers woke up

A: AITI is generally the largest criminal sphere in Russia and Ukraine. We have something to be proud of.
B: Yesterday on the arrow of the bad guys went down - they threw the pretext began to throw mol java cooler si sharp. At first we wanted to turn the basar into peaceful rails, but when they began to be called lameras... this in nature is only washed with blood.

I go out of the store tonight in the dark, I see that a truck is parked near the house all shaded, and the headlights are burning. I look at him with an imminent gaze and notice myself so insidiously: "Wow, tomorrow someone will not get out of the morning." And then from the driver's window comes a loud voice like this: "Don't sit down, I will go". Then think about "reading thoughts"... 0_o

To get to, for example, the seventh floor in the press center, it was necessary to go a difficult route: to climb to the third on foot, then - to the fifth on two escalators, to find a working elevator, long looking at the buttons, trying to figure out which one to press: the one with the number 7 and the sticker 11, or the one with the sticker 7 and the number 3 - and, of course, not to guess from the first time.

Those who tried to climb and get from the first to fifth floors on foot were awaited by disappointment: on the randomly selected floors, the staircase cells were closed.

Describe the girl of your dreams in three words.
A smart and beautiful cook.

Olympics in London (4th place in total)
At the Vasilyevsky descent all 130 Russian prize winners of the Olympic Games received a gift of Audi cars – 48 Audi A8 for the gold won, 35 Audi A7 Sportback for silver and 47 – Audi A6 for bronze.

Paralympic Games in London (second place in total)
The ceremony took place in the Alexander Hall of the Great Kremlin Palace, where the Olympic gold prize winners were honored in August.
Five athletes were awarded the Order of Honor and 37 athletes were awarded the Order of Friendship. Recall that the Russian national team showed the highest result in the history of performance at the Paralympic Games, winning 36 awards of highest dignity, 38 silver and 28 bronze medals in individual and team disciplines.

That’s because they’re disabled, right? Do they not need money?

I work in a studio that provides various media services, from recording to advertising videos and websites. We are constantly busy, often even coming to work on weekends. Dialogue at work:

Is it true that Igor is on vacation today?
A: Yes Yes
X is real? With the weekend?! to