comments on culinary sites to recipes of dishes are like if I, for example, bought a car, said, how cool it is. And for me in the comments of the type-that car in general cool, I bought the same one, only another. Or yes I bought the same one as you, only the engine from another put and the wheels changed and I generally ride a motorbike.

I witnessed a desperate act: a cat, usually a very shy creature, took a proud step into the middle of the room, when the whole family gathered there, sat down and started to hide. In turn, looking everybody in the eyes with a bold burning look. Then she jumped up and jumped away, as if she had been spotted. Did she argue?

About the voices.

I ordered something in the online store, the courier called, the type arrived. By the voice from the phone, I expected to see a girl or teenager. And there is a two-meter-high child with a scarf and in a cushion.

In every human being there are two lambs fighting: the light and the dark.
Which of them wins?
It is better for a man to win.
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... the philons call themselves procrastinators, and look at you, like a diagnosis, and they don’t laugh at the diagnosis.
Neilo: I think, what kind of clever word would I find to admit honestly that I was still muddy, but sounded solid?

The Alpha Samurai.

Why did you not go to school for so long? Where is the justification document?
and here.
So what is it? “A certificate of release.” Where is this?
The amnesty, Marianne

In the 1990s, when we did not already get a poor salary, my wife, who bought milk to her young son for the money earned by shearing at night, was called the wife of a corrupt in a garrison store.

Now students are chased for matcad, I was chased for calculators, daddy - for logarithmic line, grandfather (even before the war) - for paper, in fashion was an oral bill.
His teacher told his father, say, the war will begin, and there will be no ambulance at hand. And my grandfather went to school to argue with her, presented his lineup and shouted that he had gone through two wars with her, and it is not necessary to idiotise children, but to teach things to watch.

by Kuzma

Whether in 1996 or 1997 I was on a train to Crimea. The car is flat, everything is visible. And he was carrying an active boy of 5-6 years - not a hooligan, no, he just ran, he has a lot of energy. Periodically, his mother caught him up and shouted: "She is not ashamed! I will be shown to everyone!". At first, some passengers did not understand why this woman should be shown to everyone. To which she responded with a breath: "Yes, I am Kuzkin's mother, the Kuzma of this running misunderstanding is called."

It reminds me of my youth:

It is certain. After a day, and especially after half an hour, it makes sense to go standing. Sitting is easier to cut off and sleep your stop.
Half a day is a day’s duty plus a day, not a tar for liquids. by red.) is

I worked from 6 p.m. to 6 p.m. (yes, only half a day) in a 24-hour pizzeria as a cashier, then went home for one-and-a-half-two hours in the subway to my fuck... I often woke up halfway from home, because the train stopped at the end and went back. Shit it!! to

I had a strange girlfriend. is complex. In my opinion, it looks very even good, but cleansing itself is scary. She very much wanted to get married. She seemed to have an obsessive idea. When she broke up with one of her gentlemen and he did not answer her calls, she guarded him at the entrance for several hours.

Well, I called her one day on the home phone some guy and began to say all sorts of nonsense, such as: "fuck in the entrance", "do you wear clothes" and so on.

At first she got angry and put the phone on.

This guy calls for the second time, and she says to him, “Let’s meet.”

He doesn’t seem to be used to that, and says, “Why?”

She said, “Why why? Maybe we will love each other and get married. “Are you my destiny?”

He began to repeat his mistakes again.

She says she needs to meet again, and if she succeeds, then to create a family. And that she’s getting married, and he’ll probably fit.

He said he hadn’t even put his phone on now. My girlfriend was obsessive.

Calling for the third time. Only when she began to say she needed to meet, he put the phone on. He did not call anymore.

I say, “Why, and if this would agree?”

She: “Wouldn’t he agree, I’m not interested in anyone, and then, suddenly, the fate is true?”

Anyone can crack on anyone.

Today I got rid of a Gypsies in the electric car. I have everything.
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Today, there was a small talk about work at the workplace:
How was the weekend?
Wake up...

Speaking of names. Talk to my daughter:
D: When I have a girl, I will call her Barbara.
What if a boy?
D: I don’t know...
Name: Call Me Cousins
D : Why?
I: Then we will have a real opportunity to show everyone Kuzkin’s mother.
And then I thought, really, I have never met any Kuzma.

You can now register for a doctor’s appointment on the Internet. It is convenient)
The only problem is that there are no doctors.
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There are people whose voice until old age sounds young - you do not see who is speaking, in life you will not think that it is an old lady or an old grandfather. My grandmother, for example, had this. She taught and read lectures to large audiences before her retirement - maybe a professional feature, or maybe, and purely anatomical, I don't know.

In general, the grandmother was already under 80, looking quite cheerful, but the first changes in the brain have already begun (if you haven't seen it - I'll explain: they start slowly, smoothly and with short attacks, you can not notice the mess for a long time until it takes large forms). One of the fun was to complain to interlocutors - neighbors on the bench, sellers, hairdressers, etc. The terrible relatives and their evil deeds.

In short, it turned out that even in the frank nonsense, clearly contrary to reality (we did not visit for six months and went to America, and grandmother was dropped, although the neighbor Nina Pavlovna, who is told of this, personally drank tea with me yesterday), easily and readily believe if it is not echoed by a classic whistling old lady's voice, but a vivid and almost virgin.

After hearing Pelagia singing, he fell in love with the Russian folk.
BANO; hearing one night Petrovich swinging under the window, forever hated the Russian feast.

I am a parasitic fighter. When I need to spray the room, I ask people to go out. Chemicals are dangerous to life. Men usually say they are cool and are not afraid of anything. I add that there will be diarrhea. They say, why didn’t you warn me? And so every time.
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From the story of his father, the case at the Institute at the military department. (P-teacher, former army officer, C-students)
Q: Comrade students, how will you determine your location in the forest?
A: By the mouse.
P: There is no MHA!
C in the sun.
A: There is no sun.
A: From the trees.
There are no trees!! to
S is...?
Q: On the map and compass, comrades students!

>>... by the name of Anna Maria. Here was Maria-Annabella in our spaces. I imagine what will happen when they grow up, become solid aunts and need to address them by name-fatherhood.

I know a young man named Sergey-Gavril. What will be the paternity of his children: Sergeevich-Gavrielovich or Sergey-Gavrielovich?

... and now imagine Maria-Anabella Sergeevna-Gavriilovna Grybochek-Borovichok.