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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №150929
 11.09.2018
From the comments on Youtube to the song "Hali-Gali, paratrooper"



XXX: I got this song on the disc with such puzzles that I still look around when I hear it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №150928
 11.09.2018
When he was a student (4-5th grade), he stayed at the church in guests with overnight stays (they had a cool SEGA console at the time). While the cruciferous brother chose, this is what we’re going to play, seeing his mommy painting her hair. She said the color was ashes and in a joke offered me to paint the remains of the whiskey paint. I have agreed. Also for jokes.

The next day my mother called out of school, anxiously trying to find out what is happening at our house, that the child overnight.

and.

In general, no one except me and the crucifixion assessed.

There is no morality. Just remembered it.)

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №150927
 11.09.2018
The police have not been there for a long time, but the garbage is still there.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №150926
 11.09.2018
My wife called. She and her daughter came to the house. It was hot on April 30th. And then the snow fell on the hips. The house is dry, cold. Wife prayer – take us! and faster.
And I just came from a business trip, drank the day before, stirs very strongly. Okay, I went, not so far, and in principle - sober! I can drive a hundred kilometers.
I am coming in, the snow has shattered with large bulbs. There is nothing to see in three meters. The light and the feeling of food.
has arrived. At home it is really dry and cold! What shit, I ask, did not sit in the city?! to
Okay well! He drank tea, loaded the girls and went.
Now history
The snow rained so much that only part of the cap could be seen. You can only drive with close light and not more than 40 km / h.
But! It is mutant! I stopped after three or four kilometers. to proceed. And ALWAYS stopped behind the separation lane, on the road (Vyborg road)
And at one point he stopped, not far from a weak turn, and drove down on a gravel, almost into the square. The woman whispered, “You will crush us! Ten seconds passed. From this turn the fur flows out and goes to the place where I usually stood up. He passes past my mirror in a few centimeters at twenty and hides in the night.
My wife was quiet at home.
And I don’t know why I suddenly went so far from the mark. The case? The Intuition? Or the providence?! to
My daughter fell asleep, thank God. A day later, his wife said, “I’m a fool, I didn’t know where, you’re a fool after drunk driving!” We tested our angels so much that I was terrified!
Do not test fate. Not everyone is lucky!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150925
 11.09.2018
- The arrangement is this: the brother has stood up, the fellow at zero and barrying is no longer something. The only way out was to endure the strain to work overtime.
Are you the Chairman of the Chamber of Accounts?

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