It was a long time ago in Serpentine. At the station comes a man, and asks to add 20₽ on the ticket to Chekhov (worth 49.50₽ at the time), shows me in the palm a little bit, the type is missing. I give him my ticket, I give him my ticket. By his shaken eyes, he realized that he expected a different outcome of events. Little things did not return him.

XXX: Now at the airport they said, “Don’t forget the mask,” and I said, “Yes, a great movie.”

I went to a shop in Spain a few years ago. I know Spanish poorly, I address the seller in English, she answers in Spanish, say, I do not understand English. and pause. I try to remember the scant knowledge of Spanish. It is perfect, fucking. The seller smiles widely and says: Hello!

During the collapse of socialism, they did not notice how the collapse came to everything.

The story was told by a wonderful doctor. Honored physician of the Republic Mari El, an ophthalmologist surgeon who saved more than a thousand people from blindness. The 1970s. Not all citizens of Marij El understand Russian. In native Russian, at the same time, virtuously sprinkled everything from small to large. This is still the characteristic of our indigenous population. In this regard, all Russian-speaking doctors know Marian. The own history.
They bring from the deaf village of Maria a three-year-old girl from the family. Injury to the cornea. Cried the cock. It requires an urgent operation, otherwise the eye will just run out. There is no anesthetic. Changes to doctors. It happens. And the doctor decides to sew without anesthesia, benefit the operation for a few minutes. During the operation, the doctor gently condemns the girl in Marian: "Drop the straw, drop the straw!" (We drop the drops, that is, we suffer). The child survived the operation without whispering. And only when she is taken out of the operating room angrily, with a trembling child’s voice, she declares: “Drop the sting, drop the sting! Fuck the pedestrian. The Fucks! The fucking!“”
From the girl who suffered during the operation, a luxurious beauty grew up. Her sight was preserved. Thank you to our doctors for their golden hands and the ability to find a common language with any patient.

In our drinking room more and more began to enter men with sticks for the Scandinavian walk, they say that with them drunk it is easier to get home, and the police of athletes do not stop.