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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №13593
 12.01.2009
The presence of education creates the appearance of talent, and the presence of talent

They don’t think about education.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13592
 12.01.2009
"The wind does not pass through the devices of the 2008 edition!"



I sit yesterday, I do not touch anyone, I read the description of something new

Film on the network. My daughter - Polynka (9 months) sits humbly with me

A little bit of programming, a little bit of programming.

expresses dissatisfaction with the fact that it cannot reach the keyboard,

Only to the touchpad button (it is turned off). I was unnoticed.

By reading, the well-being of the child stopped actively turning and quiet. End of the ear

I notice a typical sound when Windows finds a new device.

Connected... turned off. No attention, no sound.

At least it seemed. Repeat after half a minute.

Now the typical message "Unidentified device" is popping up.

I am "Unbekantes Gerät") - what a shit, I am cool

The head, where did it come from? Maybe the printer is on? And here I am

I found him!! to

Mashi's mouth clamps, connected to the other end to the notebook, USB cable and

She has been fascinated by him for the last five minutes. I understand why so

It calmed up!) The fucking! Disconnect "Unidentified device" from the computer,

How can I remove the saliva from the connector and now I am going to upload the updates,

The device is 9 months ago as released, and my Wind it before.

He still does not recognize!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13591
 12.01.2009
Gazprom says Ukrainians are stealing gas.

At the same time, they say: "... our Ukrainian colleagues...".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13590
 12.01.2009
XXX: How are you preparing for the exam?
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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13589
 12.01.2009
Ancient dispute

It’s shameful in Bulgaria, it’s cold in Vienna.
Poles are frozen in every village.
The tubes broke even in Marseille.
The bastards strike in a Dutch bordell.
The French are frozen, like in Moscow.
The Slavs argue with each other.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13588
 12.01.2009
JackJumper (11:28:48 9/01/2009)
Tell me something about her...

OV@L (11:30:00 9/01/2009)
She is in the 4th grade, will be called Nastya, low, caret, brunette, suck moderately and without enthusiasm.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13587
 12.01.2009
When will the count on Vkontakte exceed the total population of Russia?

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