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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24729
 12.01.2010
About myself :

$$$Glamour $$$-this is my second name.(Two hours a day in front of the mirror; once a week a beauty salon; once a week a METRO tour; once every two weeks a shopping tour;... well very much with a lot of things...)

and then it claims that he is 19 and he is a guy ><

[ + 102 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24728
 12.01.2010
to this:
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
I’m okay, how did you have the day?
I looked at a new room... I went on a date with one fool, a bouquet of roses gave me... the naphiga went...... and the fake... but the sea pig is not hungry...
WOW: O_O
The last rose is eaten.
= = = is = is = is = is = is

Well, he had to give you a car and an apartment so that you would be happy. Guys give you flowers, pay for you on dates, for all your lusts, not even dragged into bed, and you are still dissatisfied and you call them fools. Go and fall from the ninth floor, personally, it will be easier for me to live, and for the brains of future generations, it will be better if we are to sow chickens like you.
Rose b**t has a sea pig eating her.
© SHIN

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24727
 12.01.2010
- You just have small letters, here you are afraid of paid and advanced software
Fuck, how did you guess?
Shamefully wrapped his little letter around his leg and stumbled to buy windows.

(c) Sweetened with holiwar)))

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