I’m going to Karelia with my friends for the New Year. At 6 p.m. I was in the hospital and I received the following SMS:
You are where?
I answered:
I go to preaching.
The following SMS:
Breathing is what?
I don’t get into it for a long time, then hysterical rust)))

xxx is. I have two signatures here.
YYYYY Figas... and the cats then?
xxx is. They are, they are, they run and they sign.

First working day after the New Year holidays. I call the court, they don’t take the phone for a long time, then I hear that they are recording and silence. I wait, I listen. After some time, a heavy breath in the tube, and hopeless such "Blaze....." a quiet whisper. And I am here with my joyful voice - "Hello, Anatoly Vasilyevich!"

I take the train on the sides. The followers were a family consisting of a father, a mother and their son aged 4 to 5. The boy is not easy. He doesn’t believe in any nonsense like going to bed, or taking a wolf, etc., enthusiastically collecting a machine and sometimes asking for candy. When the number of sweets approached zero, his mother said:
Stop eating candy, your stomach hurts.
Give me a candy.
The teeth will get sick.
They will not!
The mother had finished all the real reasons and here she gave out:
All the sweets are asleep.
He is silent. O_O

Snooping, Snooping...
Australia is so dumb! Brisbane is being evacuated because of a flood, and my torrent client shows that someone is pumping out my toy there.
Did you forget to turn off the computer before evacuation?

Student of foreign languages.
Kot Luis: I don't know how you, and I will begin to say this at the exam: "My summer is from May Hart in English likes Vitaly Mutko..."

NESTEA
Eshil wrote eighty tragedies, but only seven have come to us.
NESTEA
O Lord, save me

I was on a train and smoked. and in the tamper above the tablet "stop-kran" someone attributed two words... and it turned out "Jean Claude stop-kran")

I want as a gift for February 23 bombers, dochera bombs and missiles to it and a set of maps with a list of coordinates of all the wine and vodka plants of the country. We must protect the country from the state.

The director burned today.
He runs into the office with the camera and says: we smile, or I have no photo of where you work.

xxx(05:26:49 11/01/2011)
Your centuries are heavy.

xxx (05:26:54 11/01/2011)
The breath becomes smooth.

xxx (05:26:57 11/01/2011)
and you fall asleep

yyy (05:27:13 11/01/2011)
In the words of the centuries I pierced

yyy (05:27:15 11/01/2011)
Let me first

XXX (14:24:02 11/01/2011)
If you believe the writing, our baby is already around eight.

YYY (14:25:03 11/01/2011)
So you still have the sausage.

Darcash: And now that everything is in place, I would like to clarify again the ways to enslave the world.
LAZDIK: And what about the old plan to drink non-dry until all our demands are met? I entered the taste.
Darcash: What are the requirements? I have already forgotten! Who the hell needs them? Drink and no nails.
Lazdik: No, our demands are constant – to abolish the law of universal gravity, to revive Kennedy and to deprive Monica Bellucci of her virginity.
Darcash: Hey, I’m right to tell you, but Monica already has children. Probably innocent, of course.
They are innocent, they are children.

XHHH: from an explanatory driver...I go shorter on my kamazike and to meet me WORKSHIP!!!!! to

My young man (programmer), taking my hands under a lush shirt (very convenient for this matter) and finding there a lot of interesting and pleasant to touch:
- It seems I'm beginning to love sweaters... Definitely... a great invention..mmm... even better than a computer =)

XXX: Going to work tomorrow
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xxx: blade in 3 months, army
XXX: the end of the world in a year
Where is he, the light at the end of the tunnel?
xxx: Something brown at the end of my tunnel, and I guess what tunnel it is