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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №887
 12.01.2008
Vitalisimus
Did you see a house exploding in Kazan?

The Marionette
Only afterwards

The Marionette
The windows are on the wrong side.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №886
 12.01.2008
by Oika:
I don’t take the exam (
The Skit:
That why?
by Oika:
I forgot that I had an exam, I washed my head and cut my cloth.
by Oika:
Notes are bad
The Skin:
Forget that your exam is not just a bad sign, it is a bad sign.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №885
 12.01.2008
What day of the week is today?
On Thursday, ask someone else.
How is it in English?
O_O on Thursday
See also: Sps
He: And what about those?
I didn’t know what kind of clothes to wear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №884
 12.01.2008
XXX is
Have you watched "South Park"?

YYY
I’ve seen something about Saddam Hussein, and I’ve only put out the phrase “Swolochi, they killed Kenny.”

XXX is
You saw the main.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №883
 12.01.2008
Meio: You really amazed me.
Meio: a serious, intelligent boy, a great specialist and in general, a very cool programmer, going out for lunch, you write: "doed nothing"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №882
 12.01.2008
<Fox> Just think about the meaning of the phrase: "The match was stopped and only the intervention of the hockey players, who appealed to the fans with a request to humiliate, and the WMO, who brought this request to the recipients, allowed to play the match to the end."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №881
 12.01.2008
<SHERIFF> I want to start studying guitar
<SHERIFF> I don’t know where to start
<Lina> Turn off the aska

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №880
 12.01.2008
The Karabunga:
clutch - wood for the mouse under the hp64 screw - 51 meters )))

The Sford:
Fuck it.
What will she do with them?
Dancing on the table?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №879
 12.01.2008
Elijah is greeted!
Do you like Virtue?
Fuck me in the toilet!
Pull out my cheek and knit in it!
PROTAS
I would fuck her in real.
PROTAS
How heavy...
PROTAS
On the back of us...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №878
 12.01.2008
From chat in CS:

1:3a by PoguHy!
2:3a CTa/uHa!
3:3A and TTyTuHa!
4:3A to Mommy!
5:3a to ebali!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №877
 12.01.2008
Clandestin: How does Nastya deal with my new ignorance policy?
ChachaMuchacha: I don’t think I noticed
Clandestin: Fuck, Nastya is ignoring my ignorance policy. How ugly it is!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №876
 12.01.2008
Laminated (01:10:48 8/01/2008)
I want to marry
The Wolf SuperStar (01:12:04 8/01/2008)
and...
The Wolf SuperStar (01:12:12 8/01/2008)
I don't want to get married yet, write in another window

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №875
 12.01.2008
<Blakkh3im> session, exam, prep starts part of the people, it takes 5 minutes... it comes out... Someone’s voice: Well, passed?))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №874
 12.01.2008
<wayne> you didn’t go with us then?
<gear1> Yes, I’ve got my ears.
<wayne> instead of the head?)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №873
 12.01.2008
If you tie four cats, one on the hand and one on the foot, and on the ass of the deer, with the back out, then you can pitch the trees and cut the deer with the deer, trying to stop the deer with a pitch on the trees.

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