We play the game of Marco Polo (when you have a celebrity name on your forehead that you need to guess with questions), there are two remaining. One has Shrek on the forehead, the other has the Crocodile Gene. I decided to give a hint.

You are a green monster.
You are too!!! to

by Lenta.ru
About ten people were detained in the center of Moscow on Tuesday evening.
Have you learned to count to ten? =) is

We are all called dudes because we threw a liter of vodka in the park.
Do you throw out the vodka?

The fans are devoted.

I sit with my wife at night, hugging me. My wife goes to the bathroom:
I am going to prepare for sleep.
For what dream?
to sleep. and :)

My dear, I am burning
The mountains in hell

<Intell[inside]> Today I have a layer of snow.
<Intell[inside]> on the house the tablet hanged 14m font, came to read. "Do not stand by the walls, it falls from the roof"

I went, I mean, to an interview with a company that sells organics and compasses. Do you have a questionnaire, such as speaking no time, fill it out and we will call. And there... besides the issues relating to my activity, all the unknown burdens of comp. If it is necessary for the matter, I will figure it out (I have learned about the structure of the castles and the degree of their secrecy!Well, I answered as much as I could, on two questions out of ten... and to the rest honestly made a quote "I will not try to answer, so as not to be ashamed". Furthermore, I understand that I will no longer be taken and on the question of "the basic requirements for the new workplace" wrote "adequate collective and cookies". What to lose now?
I left the questionnaire and go home. Here is the call. A guy calls from this office: “Girl, I don’t know if you’ll be taken or not...but can you meet? I am adequate and I have cookies!"

xxx: He was fired because when the director broke, he didn’t stand up and asked him, “Is that our corporate spirit?”

From the news site (Ukraine):
In Ternopil, a woman grabbed Haishnikov’s hand by the door of the car and... tempted her.
And you are all: Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk...

Thanks to you Iris! Thanks to you, I am still pulling the session and I have not been grabbed into the army!
Forgive me, she’ll read it here.

OMG, I live in a fool.
Dad works in a milk factory.
A wild voice from the kitchen for five minutes.
- "Fast go here"
I come, and he speaks to me with a happy face.
You have eight hours to drink the milk of the future.
I was frozen for five minutes.
It turns out, on the milk tomorrow’s number is 😉

The man who spoke here about the spoon in the connector is pure evil!!! Short shutdown, and in 80% of cases the mother burns.

[15:55:56] <consul> 22 bullets watched who filmmaker?
[15:58:07] <S_T_A_L_K_E_R_> I
[15:58:09] <S_T_A_L_K_E_R_> fucking
[15:58:54] <oFFline> self-critical ))
[15:59:07] <oFFline> you better about the movie tell me )

The girlfriend burned:
When darkness comes, He comes. It is..."
I almost drowned tomatoes.

The loss of virginity.
Andydork: After everything happened to them, this fool didn’t find anything smarter than to shake her by the shoulder and say, “You’re officially pumped!”

xxx: I don’t sleep the second night, session... It was a bad idea to do a cursor and sit in the ash at the same time.
xxx: Only after the words of the interlocutor "au, what are you silent" I noticed that I wrote the answers in wattman! A fool’s hand.
I didn’t even forget to put the smiley :(

Prep was late to count. He later admitted that he was a fool, and put all the machines.

I recently dreamed:
I am standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, a very long line. Suddenly the truck of our brave OMON rolls up and everyone is loaded for "illegal mass gathering".

He: I want to come back to you for the only female name that ends in 's'!
She is... Judith? The Esther? by Galadriel?

They say “cold hands are hot hearts.” I have another principle – “cold hands – cold legs.”