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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122964
 12.01.2016
My dead back makes me crazy.
Pull it up, it helps.
There is no Dolobene, there is a late Voltaren.
No shpa, then drink it.
There is no no-shpa, there is a delayed spasmalgon.
– and?!!! to
I rarely get sick.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122963
 12.01.2016
We are going to move to a new apartment, we inventory what to do to start living there fully: the refrigerator bought, the washing machine from the old apartment, the plate repaired... A husband with the appearance of a man, remembered a very important thing:

We need to decide where we will store the packages!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122962
 12.01.2016
If you were to introduce an 8-hour working sleep...
YYY: I would stay on the processing.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122961
 12.01.2016
fox_mulder_cp> how can you communicate with a person who considers DooM graphics
Smooth and sad?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122960
 12.01.2016
Commentary on 5 stars:
The film is wonderful! Story is great! The game of actors - fire))))) It is not fair only that tickets for this masterpiece are paid and the money is not returned :-)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122959
 12.01.2016
Today, the younger in the stroke - broke the chocolate, but he does not eat them, but he heated them in his hands and pushed his older brother under the sink into the bed :D Then he painted a flommaster notebooks on Russian and literature. He got it from the middle portfolio. After a deserved punishment, the offended man went to the bedroom of his mother and painted his hands (and my mom’s trousers a little) with silver nail paint. And the lacquer got out of the cosmetic in the commodity. Well, and in the end turned on Daddy's computer, entered his account in tanks, something there was not that shot and he was entertained for a day :-)

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122958
 12.01.2016
Have I already sent you? So she went?
She went. It was their turn and they said not to work anymore.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122957
 12.01.2016
Test the site:

Blocks should not go abroad.
You talk like Rothschild.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122956
 12.01.2016
The morning is cheek. Go work, I created it :D

Olgademoscu: Can I sleep?

Kasmonavt: No

Olgademoscu: Well of course!

We will fall asleep in Morocco.

Olgademoscu: It’s cold there

kwasd: move @ warm up

Kasmonavt: I think the workers of Morga will be a little surprised :)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №122955
 12.01.2016
A few months ago I got a cat-sphinx. Parents immediately dropped the hysteria from the section "What, normal cats are over? Greenpeace is not for you. We have no foot to you, as long as it lives there!" We went with the cat to visit them for the New Year holidays. In fact, what am I. Mother! Give the cat back! I know he was wow-wah! by Mimi! And "all such a feeling pleasant!" Remember, I have a sales contract for it!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122954
 12.01.2016
We have blocked ads on the site.
Where did they go?
I went to another apartment, fucking. I found an advertisement and left.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122953
 12.01.2016
Oak E1

Leather $nicker $: any home workout machine becomes a cloth hangover
Legnum: Okay
I regularly sit at the train.
Smoking on the balcony

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122952
 12.01.2016
If the stamp in the passport is a small and non-serious matter, then why do men run away from it like from fire? Put the stamp if the girl is so calm. For some reason, the logic works in one direction - the relationship will not be registered, it is nonsense, and not so: let's sign up if you want to.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122951
 12.01.2016
From the description of the film "The Survivor":
Even attempts to get drunk turn into a ridiculous quest – when Leo drinks water, it flows out of his neck. Therefore, Leo closes the hole with powder and burns it. And then he already drinks calmly, because his neck is fixed. This is so. And you have no six killed in medical years."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122950
 12.01.2016
"I love all people as they are not."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122949
 12.01.2016
The story was in 2013. A friend recently was at a wedding, printed a couple of packs of money for some competitions there. Well, he left in his wallet a few banknotes of 500 r. we go with him past a meter, all such disguised in tie cravings, all things. I get into some ice cream shoes and start looking in my pockets how to wipe out that shit. Here a friend does not think long gets me this fifty (quality good and distinguish the fake could only be nearby) and I wipe her shoe. At the moment I threw the paper into the urn, I noticed the faces of three Tajiks on the bench next door. It’s hard to understand what was written on their faces.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122948
 12.01.2016
Title in the women's online magazine: "How to stop celebrating and start living"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №122947
 12.01.2016
I don’t understand why jihadists call themselves Muslims. I think they are supporters of the Big Bang Theory.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122946
 12.01.2016
xxx: I don’t want to seem boring, but then what was the triple perfocard?
Are the holes triangular?

A triple perfocard should be made from two, where the first is made holes (ordinary, square) for 1 and -1, 0 - no holes. A second light filter or resistor that reduces the voltage by half. It makes holes for 1 and not for 1. Thus, a hole is = 1, a half hole = -1, no hole is = 0.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122945
 12.01.2016
I will not envy the tiger when the goat grandma is brought :)

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