A colleague tells her that her daughter started playing in the Sims. The father saw it and suddenly even became interested in himself. Now they’re sitting on a pair clinging to this toy. One behind the comp, the other behind the note. They go there to each other for guests, houses are built and rebuilt, whole families have built there... In general, they have disappeared with their heads. And the colleague laughs, “No, you’re pretending! They were there, so they created families for themselves, and I was left alone without a family at all!"

I rented two neighboring premises, two years ago I had to give up one due to a decrease in revenue and income. In the past year, I had decided to reduce the rent. The landlord did not agree. Two years the room is free.

Yesterday, when I gave the money, the landlord knocked his eyes and stated why I should not take the room back again.

I am 3000 rubles.

A - 6000 (was 7000)

I – 3000

But it is not profitable to us!

I am me too.

You are an entrepreneur, think of it.

have not agreed.

By the way, all the other rooms in this building were rented by a grocery store. He also asked for a reduction in rent. not reduced. The products were transported to the neighboring building. Since 15 years in the part that took food, half of the rooms are empty.

Interestingly, those who call Yeltsin an alkash and those who cannot forgive Gorbachev’s struggle with alcoholism are the same people.

It happened that from this new year in Moscow came out a ban on parking of commercial transport in the courtyards, but the explanations on how to distinguish commercial transport from personal to give forgotten. Historically living in a multi-storey, on the first floor of which there is a furniture store, it is almost accustomed to the fact that trucks in the morning come in their passenger cars, park them in the courtyard and transferred to the killed gazelle to transport the furniture. Gazelleks, of course, spend the night in the courtyard and occupy places for the morning parking of trucks. The courtyard has a rather complicated configuration and the gazelles placed at night do not always allow the first time to maneuver even the little ones. If something larger falls into the courtyard by ignorance, then the pip-pib of the rear course delights the population of the house with its fun dressing. Those who know - try not to sneak in the yard, but mostly it is tractor-snow-washers. On the possibility of parking private transport for the residents of the house modestly silence. Until recently, there was the impression that everyone was satisfied and it will continue to be so, but when I went to work, I found loadspeople carefully studying the advertisement sticky directly on the gazelle. In the text of the announcement: “Game! For the furniture shop! The best traditions of Russian lotteries! The magic of teleportation. Leave the gazelle at home for the night and find it in the morning at the penalty parking lot! Be convincing! Prove that you are not silent and tell at the parking lot that the gazelle is not used for commercial transportation! Go to court and prove your right. This action is not one-off! With respect, evacuation matters master. I explained as I could not the text but the meaning of the announcement. Returning from work closer to the night, he found a courtyard free of gazelle. The trucks of the truckers stood in their regular daily seats. I wonder who has seen so much furniture at night?
PS: The start is right. Could they be guarding the courtyard? Respect for the evacuator.

It is said that now young actresses sleep with Fedor Bondarchuk only in order not to take part in his films.