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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54786
 12.10.2011
I recently called one a berry, she was so drawn from it. Oh, that kind of girl. I even painted it.)
I know how to paint a crush too. :D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54785
 12.10.2011
He: I want to argue... how does it happen... that first the thickness of the hook and the cubes of the press is important... and then the thickness of the wallet and.......and all....
What a foolish thing. The wallet immediately.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54784
 12.10.2011
I understand that every woman should have a mystery, but not the same rebus!
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: This is not a rebus.
yyy: it is a three-dimensional scanword, which is decided by the rules of the Chinese crossword, all tasks of which are written in Turkish, and the answers, understandably, should be given in Spanish.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54783
 12.10.2011
The head of the new employee leads through the departments, shows and tells everything
N: Here’s the accounting office, well you know what they’re doing, here’s the staff department.
It’s up to us, the system administrators say.
C: What are they doing?
They pretend to work.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №54782
 12.10.2011
The girl's profile on the dating site:

My favorite meal is meat :)
There was a cat :)

O O O?? to

[ + 61 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54781
 12.10.2011
Meanwhile, today’s kids are surprised. I was literally told yesterday by a female girl of 15 years that she is a real prostitute (and therefore she even has a nick in the network), because she is prone to polygamy, has a lot of links on the side in any relationship and is extremely deeply intent on understanding sexual life.)
When, fucking, they are 15 years old, at that age I was going to the Knight's Order all the time in a role-playing game.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54780
 12.10.2011
Do you know who my cousin’s cousin’s cousin is?
He: to be you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54779
 12.10.2011
Free medicine is so paid that sometimes you think it would be cheaper to die.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54778
 12.10.2011
Previously, at the end of the sidelines, they trapped each other with bearded jokes, and now they go to YouTube to show colorful videos.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54777
 12.10.2011
Post in contact:
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but they will never forget the feelings you caused them.

The commentary:
Did you have time to philosophize when you announced yourself in the universe? Session is tough.

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