Bad is the American who does not want to fight with Russia.
A bad man is an American who wants to fight with Russia.
As it is still the manufacturers of toilet paper have not guessed on it quotes from basha to print...I present... you are sitting in the sorting, and... the fig quotation, I will cover it...
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<ZeRoK> Fuck, what do you think could happen to me today and only to me?
<Huk_Popov> I know you I am afraid to introduce...
<ZeRoK> I fell out of a trolleybus today
Imagine, I am standing near the door and decided to lock up, we approach the stop, I go away, I wait for the door to close again, I hear from behind that it has closed, and the trolley bus has gone, I have decided to lock up again... But who the hell knew that one half of the door has closed, and the other is late...
I saw you standing at the stop today! Guy, you are cool: a troll runs away, half-doors are closed, and from the unclosed half is beautiful so, with the grace of a sprinkled tree, your body falls out.
I have not slept twice.
kernel_panic: be awake!The brain exploded!
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I drank with the teachers. They are just like us, ordinary people.
And I and Admin... I knew that they weren’t people!by 11
Louis (17:45:52 8/10/2008)
Let’s go to her for an operation and stretch her face on her ass?
Grim (17:46:04 8/10/2008)
Yet another time?
- Tomorrow is Friday, what do we have in the complex in the trainer, legs?
The Friday...? Go to the liver.
Based on the motives - (Always surprised - in 3 courses of Eastfak teach mathematics?! Especially with such teachings:
There are 5 white and 6 black balls in the basket. They get 3 balls. What is the probability that they are all different?! to
Sit down to decide...
Hey, we have on the theory of probability the pad wet:"In the basket there are 15 balls, 7 with vertical stripes, and 8 with horizontal.....
I went back with a friend from the ocean. Around the soul. The night. A young man votes on the road. I suggest you pick up, girlfriend - danuvonach!
We stop and select the voter. The perfume is resting, in the megapixel room. The body speaks and is silent. By mistake, I went the wrong way. I try to find out from the companion in the back seat where he is. In response, the silence and questioning look of a friend. I climb, quietly and loudly: “Dear, what do you think is better to throw the corpse out?”
The phrase from the rear seat: "I am not a corpse. I am still alive. I have a son. But you can throw me out where you like!" Curtains!
favorite burned: how does the nickname say, when deprived of virginity, defragmentation?)))
Hi-tek: Make a sentence from words whose first letter is "S". Urgently, the housewife ordered this.
Kvak: the shirt, hat and shirt are loud.
Dim-on: The stalls moved, the students expanded.
dim-on: The Scots were shaken, shocked by the sharp prostitutes. Shallows spread in shallows.
Volh87: A shabby six-year-old schoolchild racked shorts to a 60-year-old schizophrenia driver. Step by step, she blackmailed the driver with chopsticks, chocolate, and champagne. The driver struck the shovel, the schoolgirl stumbled. "Shallow, shallow the shirt of the shirt!It was a noise of blackmail. The driver sprinkled the schoolgirl, sprinkled with a shaft, a syringe, stamped cloves. The sixth grade girl shrugged her hair with shampoo. "The prostitute, the chimpanzee, the chinchilla!" "Sham shaky!" - a shocked schoolgirl whispered.
JeloMe: o_O on a large scale! The masterpiece!
Hi-tek: Idiots, a sister in the second class is studying...
The Operator:
Press the star.
The Subscriber:
Is the star such a mock point?
Ppc, I stand in the store, in a line, from not to do listen to the conversation of 2h behind the 9th classmates:
Oh, listen, and I slept with your Mishka.
2nd is yes? With what exactly?
What will grow out of it?
by RaZooM:
Unlimited phone, unlimited internet...When do I have an unlimited refrigerator?( by
The Kolobok:
Glad you have an unlimited toilet.)
Added: 14 Jan 2007 23:06
Leksanders
And another funny case about GAI - in the Kaluga region I fly (as long as it is light to drive more) - suddenly - the seller of striped sticks - I look around the road like there are even rare houses, I try to remember - there was a sign about a settlement - I don't remember - I sit in a haishna "buchanka" - there just let some driver, who signs the protocol. Look at the documents, duty phrases - type well where so hurry - on the radar 141 km.h, I think shit, hit - I try well - I get 500 rubles - the captain's eyes become round and he starts to ball in his pockets - I think he will now get a gun and shoot me (the look is already painfully scared) - after which he gets a bunch of mint money and hears - I have no delivery, you can find 200 rubles - I understand that I am scared now - in a state of shaking I find 2 hundred, I get documents and wishes of a good way, I sit in my car (all took minutes 3-4), I leave and I start to rust. I have never even tried to give a gift. Moscow is another planet.
I almost broke out the “pizzetz” when the bride was wearing my ring.
The children on the compass launched some Lego world there. Lego humans run through the screen, and the whole screen with healthy red letters is written Thought:
"Enemies may have needed things".
I saw here a terrible advertisement of cigarettes "PETR I - new lungs".
Apparently simply "The Ministry of Health warns" it seemed not terrible enough.
8th of October. He came to the universe for the first time for a couple, was 7 minutes late - the audience was empty. He called one group, and through the dream said, “Wait.” Five minutes later the preacher came and said that I had another ten minutes... I walked to the decanate without rushing, and looked at the name of the object. The next hour we talked t-a-thet, then came a sleepy fellow, another forty minutes later the same fellow, but the predicator at that time already said that for today is like everything.
The 6th course.
Tagged: hi
NN: YAH
CHC: What are you doing?
NN: Shealed ECH
Argentine: Manit Negro
Which is wow?
Q: Are you here?