For me, no word is impossible!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Antares: A terrible truth revealed to me today that shattered my worldview!
Antares: I used to think (I was taught in school) that the leaves fall from the trees in autumn under the influence of various processes to keep moisture during the cold.
Antares: Well, it is not so! In fact, the leaves from the trees at night make the Tajik!!! to
I saw it myself today! I get up early to work, I go, and I see a Tajik sitting on a tree and shaking leaves!

Vaneman24: When these foolish Americans dropped food boxes to hungry people in Africa, they killed three people.
He11en: Well it ended well.
by Vaneman24:! to
He11en: At least three of them will not be hungry anymore :)))

Dialogue of the user (seller over 50 with dimensions like Natalia Krakovskaya) with a tech support employee:
I don’t have numbers on the keyboard!
Pressed the NumLock button?
What a thing? I pressed down, I’ve been holding it for five minutes.
Remove the button.
Do you think I am stupid?! to
Try to release the button.
I let go. I earned...

xxx: my baptist handed out today: she put a chair in the middle of the room and says to the grandmother: "Grandmother, sit on the chair, we will burn you on the fire."
ppc
Three years of tyranny.)

I stood on the balcony of the 7th floor, smoking... The inscription on the bottom of the asphalt: Larisa, I love you.
I think how strange, like Larisa lives on the 8th floor, and he wrote under the 7th...)))))))

<Nikola-Tesla> A hundred steps after lunch and life to 99 guaranteed :)
<Unicornix> the toilet is far away from you

I know I am a shit, but...
Keep it in you!

xxx: La Zhenek, do you know why we didn't get the level in this game all day yesterday?

YYY : Why?

xxx: Because this fucking training level was!!!!! to

There is an abgdeek for ordinary children, and there is an yatsuke for children of programmers.

CHESHIRSKY: Today there was a conflict of security politicians. An employee of the security department did not allow an employee of the state secret protection department to enter the building

Dialogue in the ASCII:
xxx (21:58:02 11/10/2010)
I owe you a beer (I owe you a beer).
yyy (21:58:15 11/10/2010)
Oh yeah) is blunt
yyy (21:58:17 11/10/2010)
And for what?
xxx (21:58:46 11/10/2010)
I’m going to take my ass off tomorrow ?

Comment on the news about the expulsion of Shevchuk to presidents:

Shevchuk arrives on the G-8.
It is great, brothers!

Then the banquet, the buoy Just Yura gets the guitar and oreth:
Who is Obama is a Negro?
What happened to the President...

If you haven’t taught your puppy how to pronounce the phrase “Help, I’m turned into a puppy,” you’re wasting time.

After leaving the subway, Arnie was happy that he became the holder of the MSU diploma, and also obtained a XYIPD.

What other orgasms do girls have besides stroke?
Matrix and laser

I work in preaching. I make tests for students (sometimes I get into them). I want to talk to a blonde girl. I write to her:
I: what do you think about the subject "Foreign Economic Activities" this question scans
She is: What. Let it
From a mathematical textbook: There were 4 frogs sitting on the shore. Three frogs fell into the water. How many frogs have jumped into the water?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) The Arbitration Agreement
She is: Blind
She: One
I: is it right? Think well
She is: Yes. one
I: think again
She is AAA! I understood! and two!
I could not write the test :D

The night was coral.
I have a boy who has been studying for 10 years: Sasha Cossacks.
Inattentive and constantly forgetting something.
And I dream that Sasha again can not distinguish objects 10 times
I scream to him: Sasha! Sasha! Sasha!
At the same time I wake up and realize that I am saying that I am no longer in a dream, loudly, while beating my husband in the chest
I open my eyes. I am being looked at by a spoiled husband.
I think, here’s the pepper!! to
And I can’t find anything but to say: I have a dream job again!!! I remember you are a leech!! to

A terrible mystery has been revealed to me here - in every washing machine there is an unparalleled wear thief!
yyy: lol )))

The boss praised me greatly:
"Lenny, and you are not as useless as I thought at first..."
I ate the cake from my table.
Think about what he...
Is it about the fact that I’m two days here for two... or that I always have cookies?