Do you know when I realized it was time to shave?
WOW when?
When I stopped being missed in the school metro

Cooking is a woman’s blood!
Alcohol is there now. C2N5ON and disruption!

American scientists have found that two days off a week is not enough to restore strength, even if you sleep 10 hours.

The Russian government believes that we are loud and need to increase the working day to 12 hours.

Stalin was a tyrant and believed that the Soviet man worked too much and needed to shorten working hours in order to devote more time to cultural life.

It seems that we strive to be like Europe only in driving with the light always on.

Friday the 13th may be worse than Saturday the 13th :(

I was listening to driving lessons.
Driving student: Ivan Ivanovich, and let’s go to the center
Driving instructor (grandfather from Dosafa): you are, in the center, even professionals are afraid to drive!

I raise two daughters. Alone with no mother. Since they were sick with everything they could, they were used to dealing with all kinds of girl's problems. Yesterday the younger came from school and complained:
Dad, I’m scratching there! And wet for some reason. The eyes are big, scared.
I also have big, but scratched ones. The elderly are the same. Why is the younger almost in the rift:
Dad, am I really sick?! to
The old man is frightened:
Is it contagious?! to
Oh my God, what hard work I shouldn’t have done!!! Comforted...
Although the desire to tear away all the talk of a puddle did not disappear.

About WHOYOUGLE

According to the authors, "the name of the project consists of 2.5 English words and is not subject to Cyrillic writing."

I study in category C. I go on the ring, I have the main one, and here some........ cut me off, I am on the brakes.
Prepod asks:"on...I?"
I would have to do more repairs...
Prepod: We’t even remember anything :)

Dialogue with my mother about the treatment of my cold:

I hate lemon and will not eat it. Leave me and let me die peacefully.

Are you entirely an officer? Do you know how much a funeral cost? and live! Living cheaper

Who does the perfume? I need MEXX MEXX :) that which is a woman’s fragrance :)
We need honey in this weather. Those who killed animals!
xxx: so guys, don't distract me, I can forget what I asked :)

xxx: Nose on the bench 9 sandwiches for everyone.
xxx: 9 evidence of the sandwich axiom on the floor now

tsyplukhin: The girl in the zoo shop decided to joke at me: "Are you looking for a shampoo?"
tsyplukhin: I decided to joke in response: "I am from the tax office, came to check the documents". She was poor white. "I kiss", I said and left.

X: Imagine it’s worth a breeze, right?
XXX has fallen, right?
XXX and...

Oksana: Prikini now went on vacancy there is a chef in the restaurant of Harakiri
Every day is new?

Now Russia has tightened for residents of Germany the procedure for obtaining visas to Russia. From now on, to obtain a visa to our country, German tourists are required to submit to the consulate data on their monthly income, printing of their bank account or other documents guaranteeing that they will not try to stay in Russia for permanent residence. =) is

xxx(17:02:37 11/11/2010)
False Thursday today

yyy:(17:02:44 11/11/2010)
not
yyy:(17:02:51 11/11/2010)
Tomorrow is an obstacle.

yyy: (17:03:20 11/11/2010)
Tomorrow’s day is the same as yesterday’s Wednesday.

xxx(17:03:33 11/11/2010)
And this is Monday, shit, the real.)

Yeltsin: We will destroy our nuclear weapons together with America.

The phone is down, let me call?! to
Girl: Yes of course...
(The guy takes the phone from the girl, asks, no one answers)
Q: If I call 937 now, will you give me the phone?! to
D: the UGU
(After 15 seconds, the girl calls the phone, gives it to the guy)
P by phone: Hi brother! I didn’t want anything, I quarreled with the girl. If you call me again, she will give me...

If he accepts this course from me, I will stop respecting him as a teacher.

In Tatarstan, a service dog neutralized a cat-narco-curier
The Russian newspaper (c)