Swallows... in the neighboring office, oranges are chewing, and I am allergic to them.
I sit and tears flow. Well, the boss asked that it was revu... - Yeah, they eat oranges there. and. ! to
I looked sympathetically, after lunch brought me 2 kg of oranges!

When I was in school, while studying Pushkin’s “Captain’s Daughter,” we were convinced that Pugachev was a good and just uncle, and Catherine was a bloody emperor who had sent the robber to shame. Now I think, and what was left of her to do, maybe the order of Lenin Pugachev to be handed over?

to this:

If you have adult children in the family, and you proudly say that you have an open bottle of elite vodka in the bar for a year, bread and you will be surprised.

She breaks out, I answer. An adult child.

Go back, the editor, to the debt.
Because he is a writer! ,,

The calf hanged on the wall, and now the hand does not pass through the ports.
YYY: You have to put the puppies inside. To the wall by the screen, to the ports.
Yyy: You can switch all day and fuck nothing different.

The damned pops create the deceptive impression that you already know almost Japanese
CHC: Because every second phrase: either namida, or cocoro, or vasurenain, or vakaranain, or generally densin all-nat
nn: Yes, and then opened a textbook - and there administration, the education system and the basic postulates of behaviorism ((

In St. Petersburg, police in the basement of a residential house caught the deputy head of the Vyborg district of the city. The reason for the arrest was footage from surveillance cameras in the basement of the house. The concierge saw a man in a mask and with a Bulgarian woman in his hands enter the room and called the police.
Drinking failed...

>...I thought the stories about mothers were exaggerated. Today in the garden I heard, “Go wash your handcuffs and kiss them,” and then when the child returned, “Go kiss them.” Who will grow up from this girl?

Pancake is something. Because since childhood, deep and long behind?Li is :)

"The authorities of Moscow have come up with how to help young scientists with mortgage"
The pension fund?

I almost accidentally killed the taxi driver. I really am ashamed!

My son pulled watermelon from the kindergarten, and I did not get sick as a child. I was covered in my mom’s visits, I had to get home to the other end of Moscow, and I was contagious. I call a taxi and please send a car with a driver who has had varicella. Judging by the sound in the telephone, the girl got tea through her nose.

Our dad eats all the candy in the house :facepalm:
To the kids says ''I take care of your teeth'

My friend, the artist and poet, drove an explosive package in the garbage dump.

How many children should be in a family:
When my older brother saw me for the first time, he said, “What a terrible thing. Without a book ". Thirty-seven years have passed and his attitude towards me has not changed.

Did you have a cecc with an intelligent girl?
Which member in the mouth of the fork is taking?

[10:22:32] Alexei: My colleague was late to work. I planted the garden at midnight.
[12:39:46] Maxim: Oh! The first was delayed due to Foley. and :)

XXX: Happiness is found
xxx: Just Acquired Legacy of the Void
I had Fallout 4 last night.
Goodbye brother 😉

Plans for the day:

Washing polyethylene bags

Find your name in Forbes magazine.

XXX: Openors and Hule
xxx: I wrote to the author, he replied to me - fuck me, fuck with this shit yourself, my son, and made a contributor)
X: I have to fix.

A man came to the library with an aspiration.
"Young man, what performance did you bring here?" asks the librarian.

Hoooliganka: People are kind (and not very) how to attract the attention of a guy in the category of “ideal from all sides”, the female attention of the tempted? Now I think only about him.

Pegasus: You take an orange or lemon, you approach it with a fruit and a glass, you say, “You are strong, give me a juice.” In other words, you persuade him to squeeze you. And when he presses and asks the type, “That’s enough?” then you’re him, “Well, it’s not comparable to the loci that I have on you!” Dark so say. The eyes are sunset. Must act!