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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158960
 12.11.2022
We went somehow with a friend to rest in the mountains (Archiz) and stayed in the pension for a couple of days. And since the road was dangerous, and in general the ancestors worried about me, I decided to call home. We were not caught in the mountains. In the pension, surprisingly, there was no phone (although not bad in itself)... In general, we asked the director of this institution to call from his home and say that I was said to be okay. She called. When I got home, I learned the details... Late in the evening a call came out. Mom removed the telephone, and there... a male voice, with a strong Caucasian accent: "All Harasho, Katya U NAS"... (we rested, by the way, classy...)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158959
 12.11.2022
Only the fool tells us everything.

The wise man listens to keep silent.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158958
 12.11.2022
During one of his journeys, Tur Hayerdahl made friends with the leader of the cannibal tribe and told him something about the history of European civilization. The leader struck the story of two world wars.
So, you killed all this breakthrough of people not to eat, but just to bury them in the ground? He asked several times. You and the wild!

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