You got your snow!
Come to us in Kuzbass, take the nahuy at least all, we have to crack it up!

By the decree of the government of the Russian Federation winter this year is canceled, so that the president does not fall asleep)))

by Trace
I go in a trolleybus, in school classes, a crowd of graduates falls. Socks, clothes and so on. And another one. The grandmothers, looking at her, begin to be baptized. Mothers hide their children. The girl – on the white front of the balloon is drawn an anarchy sign. The naked hands are all in the blades. On the neck two thick metal chains. The number of piercings just climbs. Whiskey was barbed. It is Iroquois. Painted in all the colors of the rainbow. And (this is the last stroke), to the bald whiskers of Scotland are attached two white clothes!!! to

Great... more of these!! to

She: Lesh, I need your computer, and then your cat accidentally pressed reset on the comp, I don't know the password!
Tagged: cat fucking
She : what? Are you shrinking?! Why are you so with me? What a pig! and (
he: epta... password on comp "glamour cat cock", forgive the sun (((

Mom told me that she has no idea who I am so fucking, and went on to smooth the phone...

GTA 4 has jumped.
YYY: NEA
XXX and Bush?
yyy: Bush probably too, he’s not up to gta))

by Shaber:
Today I was driving in with one active blonde and seriously thought that it would be good to have such a button under the seat, so that the passenger began to squeeze the seat belt, if he was heavily scattered and prevents driving)))

Google Questions and Answers:

Question: My 15th boyfriend will be a 21st student. What to give to DR?
The Best Answer: UK

In December, the girls dressed up again.

XXX: Dear copywriters!
help who encountered how correct in Old Slavic phrases will be:
"Plan of the area"
"go to headline"
"copyright is protected"
"Statement of the Association"
"Contact information "

YYY: "presentational video" – in the old Slavic??? to
*Happy under the shop

The summer. I drive a car with my 5-year-old son to my parents, 1500 km. Chanson played all the way.
The Winter. The New Year holidays. Morning in the kindergarten. The Tree. The Santa Claus. Snowmen - "Stay, boy, a song, you will get a gift". The son arises, and gives to the whole kindergarten, a whispering baryton - and youth goes away, fool, to these camps...

Plastic surgery would have taken a big step forward if it had learned

directing the brains.

On the weekend, it was home. I have a 4 year old little son.

somewhere. And that means something does "not that". I went to him, and he took mine.

The cellar and the chatrocket climb without stopping. Okay, I think, shrugging and shrugging... Then

I see, there are SMS answers that the subscriber has accepted them, and so many, so many.

20 with me. I saw a lot of lies, such as:

"Plalarryai ыppy врцкп yфки!"pppvp pврп ва"! Many times, and all differently.

apparently on the tarabarsk, and all to one person, and I hardly

I remember a stranger. I forgot until evening.

For a long time the guy endured... Tonight comes the SMS: "You are a man? And what you

Do you smoke?".................. :)

There are three stages of man’s courage.



The 1 stage:

The husband comes late from work, the wife with a rod stands at the door.

He: "Are you flying or you are flying somewhere else?"



The 2 stages:

The husband comes from work at night, the wife lies in bed and

Pretending to be asleep.

The husband takes a chair and puts it in front of his sleeping wife, sits down and watches.

The wife can’t stand it and asks, “What are you doing?”

He: “When the concert starts, I want to sit in the front row!”



Three stages :

The husband comes from work in the morning, cheerful, all dressed and female

The ghosts.

The wife in the kitchen, breakfast, angry, turned her back to him.

The husband walks to her from behind, gives her a hammer on the pope and says:

"You are the next!and "

The first couple in computer science. The first course. Everyone is waiting for the lecture, representing a good bearded uncle with red eyes and a beer belly, and here a young man in lost jeans and bandana runs in, holds his hands on his knees and cries on the whole lecture: "BACK TO YOU!", after which, naturally, the grave silence reigns and the priest proudly, with a smile, goes to the department.
I had already suspected...

XHH: Who are you?
The graffiti designer.
Oh yeah yeah. I am Lord Sanitary Technician.

XXX is fucking. Here’s how you can let your girlfriend make you go?
Oh, what stupid are you?
XXX: Imagine that though! You then kissed her, consider herself sucked out.
UUU: Fuck, and if I’ve groomed at home and then greeted you by the hand, what does it mean that you’ve held me by the hand?
XXX: No...
XXX:... that means we greeted them =)))

wolf (12:03:03 10/12/2008)
Prince of Persia

zuki (12:06:15 10/12/2008)
Was he sitting?