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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40200
 12.12.2010
Q: How quickly do you put out beef?
A: Carbon dioxide extinguisher OU-5. I recommend it! ? beef will be extinguished provided that the voltage given to it is less than 1000 V.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №40199
 12.12.2010
The 10-year-old parachutist Vasya himself died, and his father's umbrella broke.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40198
 12.12.2010
This is, as they say, without comments.
An amazing service was made in Dnipropetrovsk. One local agency offers the services of a coupler.
The head of the agency acknowledges: the service is in great demand.
Order drunkenness costs 150 hryvnia per night, also serves the customer.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40197
 12.12.2010
X: Oh, Alien, such a miracle I want...
Y : Which one?
X: Awesome, B**!!!!!! to

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №40196
 12.12.2010
xxx: Col should be put and planted on it, magaphones, bilayns, mts, mikholkov.
YYY: All for one?
XXX: The Shampoo of Justice.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40195
 12.12.2010
Slave
Tomorrow KVN in the Wimpel at 18:00 come)

sweetlanka
Thanks, of course, but I am afraid to laugh.)

Slave
It would be really funny to mock.

sweetlanka
Why am I mocking that?At 37 weeks of pregnancy, it is very difficult to bully someone.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40194
 12.12.2010
Conflict between fathers and children:

Did you see a lot? Yes, I saw you like this (showing a size of 5 cm) on the ultrasound. So sit down and don’t worry that you’ve seen me again.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40193
 12.12.2010
I don’t have an elephant, netouwe, you hear? I’m on the three, horses, horses, milling, riding!! to

The Santa Claus ;)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40192
 12.12.2010
Do you sleep on a double bed?
Xxx: Blowing
YYY: I’m afraid to imagine it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №40191
 12.12.2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The first time!
Oh how... oh how...
Publicly, with friends, not embarrassing anyone. It was in the billiard.
She stood and drank Coca-Cola.
She took the pipe into her mouth and went into the other end of the pipe!
and blue = (

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №40190
 12.12.2010
I remember my parents had cats.
YYY is
xxx today was at them - so there is already a whole cat 46th size
YYY how is it?? to
xxx well, when I approached it, it just fit under my shoe.))))
YYY O_O

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40189
 12.12.2010
Giant spacecraft are flying to Earth.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They all came back after me!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40188
 12.12.2010
When you sleep alone in an apartment, you feel independent.
When you sleep alone in a room, you feel free.
When you sleep alone in bed, you feel lonely.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40187
 12.12.2010
I watched the series "Walking Dead"
I went to the store to look after the spoonfuls and forks, the wife offered 2 forks to choose from. I chose the one that was more authentic, saying about the second that you can’t catch a zombie like that.
I was delighted by the replica of the seller who heard the conversation:
For zombies it is better to use villas.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40186
 12.12.2010
Not the first time I notice - it is worth a girl to put on the avatar an unsuccessful photo, as soon as all "friends" start clicking "I like"... Women are such women.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40185
 12.12.2010
I ran through online shops to order toys for children and here’s what I found:
OOO "Hard Childhood"-playing a horse’s head on a stick. It may run out of the battery. Sustainable sweat and saliva!))

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40184
 12.12.2010
xxx - poor vision is generally romantic - the lights immediately look so cute
WOW – and people

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40183
 12.12.2010
I started watching the fantastic series “Heroes.” One of the central characters is a girl who cannot be killed, any damage heals on her in seconds. My wife and I wondered if she would remain a virgin forever.
Exh is worse. Given the speed of healing, she can, like that beekeeper, cut off speaking from her partners.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40182
 12.12.2010
Appetite for Depression? Fuck them all. The celebration? Fuck them all. The death? Fuck them all. Fuck them all? Fuck them all.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №40181
 12.12.2010
But at my wedding, when my wife was throwing a bouquet behind her back, her boyfriends had escaped the bouquet.

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