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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106745
 12.12.2014
The Astrological Forecast:
In 2015, all the signs of the zodiac will enter the constellation of the Little Sandstone. And the cancer!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106744
 12.12.2014
Picaboo comments to the video of the accident:

X: "It’s strange that the accident relay sounds great, and there’s no emotion at all..."
Y: "I was also silent when I got in the car crash. Strike - silently switched off the radio, the car, took the phone and called the GAI.
Z: "and was silent for a long time?"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106743
 12.12.2014
Moscow left without "Oka Sauron"

by GM. I have to mention the premiere.

Let’s do that, there is the Phillips area.

We will rename several districts on the list - Kili, Turin and others.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106742
 12.12.2014
When a wife clothes up, an optimist thinks, was he given hot water, and a pessimist, would he fuck again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106741
 12.12.2014
Well, who wanted gasoline in Russia to cost half a dollar? A little more and the dream will come true.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106740
 12.12.2014
Q: Do you remember that I still have a DR after the NHG?
Wauu: the DR is not the DNR, it will not escape into the forest. Not to say, not to say.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106739
 12.12.2014
As soon as winter comes and I have to put on a sweater and a hat, the shoppers in the shops stop selling me cigarettes for my husband and any alcohol. They ask for a passport, and I never carry it with me.

YYY: Bring an audio tape and pen with a ribbed end. Once asked about the age, you immediately catch the devices and turn. At the same time, you will determine from what age the seller is.

[ + 33 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106738
 12.12.2014
Chocki: Sanctifying the nuclear missile "Satan" is good, spiritually and morally, strengthens the scraps.
Advertising of the film in the form of Oka Sauron - horror, satanism, act of spiritual aggression, disclosure of the state.
Chocki: Well, indeed, they sanctified it in Russian terms. "Satan" is in the Western nomenclature. and in Russia - "Voivoda".
Over: This does not cancel that it is a nuclear missile, i.e. a device for violating the sixth commandment in large sizes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106737
 12.12.2014
From Habr:

With one Roskomnadzor you can ban everything except Roskomnadzor itself.
With two Roskomnadzor you can ban everything at all!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106736
 12.12.2014
I am sitting in the university, doing my master's work. While experimenting, I read a book. Here I hear revival in the corridor with the laboratories. Dean and зам. Dean, preachers actively discuss something, scream, mock, run here and there. One ran, grabbed the roulette, ran out like a sparkle... I think: I’ll go out, I’ll see what’s going on...
So they Darts, Darts, shit, hang... Competitions decided to arrange...
Fitz-Matt is there.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106735
 12.12.2014
Skunny :
Optimists live 5 years longer than pessimists. The first thought was to doubt the positivity of this "fact"...
-5 is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106734
 12.12.2014
I’m also preparing for the zombie apocalypse, but only from the zombie side.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106733
 12.12.2014
This (or God give it this):
There are no little girls, unless, of course, they are not crocodiles. This is more for guys. And the girls do not fuck it, they can calmly do without sex. Moreover, as revealed in a recent battle, for 99% it is an unpleasant process, which they are forced to tolerate, simulating orgasm.
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Sorry, but I’ve been crazy since I was 9 years old. I am very insufficient in case of insufficiency. The honest word.
It is not worth me to mark a shameful prostitute in advance - she lost her innocence at 21, and then she did not jump from a man to a man, for 15 years, the sex activity of patrners changed less than the fingers on her hands.
So here - some (I will not speak for everyone, I will say for myself) girls need sex. And pleasant, if it is not violence, of course, but all by mutual agreement.
Honestly and honestly ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106732
 12.12.2014
There are no little girls, unless, of course, they are not crocodiles. This is more for guys. And the girls do not fuck it, they can calmly do without sex. Moreover, as revealed in a recent battle, for 99% it is an unpleasant process, which they are forced to tolerate, simulating orgasm.

Buy Your Brain, a Sexologist
If the girl only tolerates and sex is unpleasant for her, then her partner is a devil.
But she still has no feelings for him and she hopes for a change for the better.
Or the horn teaches him quietly.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106731
 12.12.2014
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Well obviously there is an underdog here, because good guys in clubs appear extremely rarely, and most often with girls / women.

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Because no one wants a student with prospects.
I need everything immediately.

A 30-year-old, with a career, money and no debt indeed, rarely appears in clubs and is most likely married.

If you want to be the wife of a general, marry a lieutenant.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106730
 12.12.2014
<...> Could it be the ingredients?
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If you are curious, they are there. Their 3: rust flour, water and salt.
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These are the ingredients of Jewish Maca.
And Russian bread also has oatmeal or opar.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106729
 12.12.2014
I think the current situation in the economy reminds me of a “civilization” game, when things are getting worse and worse, despite any effort.
The people of the city are unhappy - let's hold the Olympics!
A sharp improvement in happiness, but the money became noticeably less.
Increase the salary of police and firefighters. Not bad, but there is no more money.
A small winning war – new resources! However, there were no resources there, but a lot of money had to be poured into the infrastructure and fed the eagle of people.
Release the currency for free navigation. No, something didn’t help
Increase the CB rate. We impose counter-sanctions! We speak comforting words. Give up the jpg! Deal with India. No does not help? ( by
At the end of the game, there is a game over.
And we did not survive.

The main thing is that in the same
the DOOM decorations did not start ((

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106728
 12.12.2014
On the poor cat hang such a shortage. Apparently, they decided: the fire will be or theft with theft; and they found a solution - the cat was blasphemed!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106727
 12.12.2014
to this:
The discussion will also include superstitions related to gifts:
Yyy:... you give a man a knife and then you will be with him on the knives.
If you give a girl a blanket, will you be with her under the same blanket?

By the way, yes) I was a girl and gave my neighbor a blanket for his birthday.
It worked, although the goal was not set.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106726
 12.12.2014
We are not in Israel to read, write and count from right to left.

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In the first class, they were taught to count on the right.
And in computer science in the first course when studying numerical systems were also considered right.
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Young man, stop immediately disturbing people with humanitarian twists!

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