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>> the famous "Matrus Dance "Apple"" also embodies sexual desire?

The answer lies in the question itself. The sailors are forced to stay for a long time in a closed purely male team. Therefore, whatever the sailor does when he arrives in the port, even if he chews in his nose, it embodies sexual desire.

I recently walked through the most grassy areas of New York.
Unreasonable courage?
The Google Maps.

> Are you a cat?

Well noticed. Here is who fits into any box in any quantity, like a liquid.
But the cat doesn’t write so much, it has legs.

Der_blinker: Few people know that when Nikas Safronov worked as a decorator in TUZ, he made a small flower for the show weighing 17.5 kg.

The essence of higher education is that in the process of learning the student comes to mind one simple idea. She came and conquered with her obviousness: "If I learn from under the sticks in 5 years and successfully pass so many things not especially needed in my specialty, then will I not be able to learn what I need, voluntarily?"

Discussions on accounting:

After that I think I will use this phrase in all life situations.
XXX: I made a report at work - fuck, not diff
xxx: husband caught with a lover - fuck, not jeff
XXX: Not the DIF
XXX: I hope my lover will still be a jeff

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zzz: the image is not loaded - fuck, not gif
zzz: the ship sat on the melt - shrink, not the reef
zzz: you have to raise a fucking stone on the mountain - hide, Sisyphus
zzz: sick - hollow, not typhus

XXXX: the powder has ended - fuck, not a myth

Irony, of course, is irony, but if the wife has not been able to raise her husband, she will not raise the child. If so, why is it needed at all? You can just live and have fun without it.<<

You have to educate, right? Wives without educational functions are not quoted? Per she just came to the conclusion that raising an adult under some of his drives is somehow wrong?)) Fuck, and I thought all about why I broke up with my own - and it was necessary to raise, tree...

The teacher of the children's circle of glue, quietly replacing the plasticine with the test and the farch, opened a store of crafter pellets.

He was young, stupid. He ate what they gave, did what his wife offered. One remains – he took his mind.

A bad and bad wife. I didn’t pump the boy’s brain. He got out, good that he left alive.

xxx: You have to solve with the street travelers on another problem - to choose two streets and announce that there from 2 to 5 nights is allowed to drive without speed limit, so that there are no random people there.
Yyy: Yes, yes, and in the morning – remove the bodies.

It is said that Dracula was born a normal child, but then one day he tried Hematogen.

MifeAge: Of course my opinion may be wrong
MifeAge: But I like it more than anyone else and I will defend it!

xxx: Another hot topic about Kingsman is the demarginalization of amputators. After such a movie, a boy without arms and a girl without legs will have something to play in the courtyard with peers. As a child, we had a rule: if it was like that in a movie, then you can play it.
This is why the authors are mega-respective.

It was somewhere in the year 2006-2007. My friend and I decided to celebrate a celebration and took it on our chest. Then the drunk went out on the street, took another and a half jean tonic, we stood at the stop drinking, we wandered, we talked loudly. We were already in the woods when a policeman came to us. From there, mentions came out and approached my friend.

Why are you drinking in public? Why be drunk in public? Go with us.

They load him into the car. There was one question in my drunken head:

What chlorine, and what about me?

Running after the menta with this question would be the tip of nonsense, as the outcome was obvious. But since then, every time I recall this story, I have been tormented by the question: What about me?

P.S. A friend was released with a protocol and a fine

There are lines:...cut with a yellow eye, cut with a yellow eye, watch the bathing of children
What is the confession of the Chinese pedophile?

The dic is designed on the association of Soviet people. And they could even show Peter kissing the boy in his ass. No one had any evil thoughts. Or the same C/B films about the pioneer camp.
And modern hysteria ruins everything, blue has long not been the color, children will not fall, etc. It seems like they are fighting, and in fact they only kill in the heads of the majority the most unconventional abomination that they oppose.

Five cats were rescued from the basement. A few days later, one of them died. There was no time to bury, and I took the breathless body to the balcony. In the evening, I tell my husband, I go to the balcony, and there is empty. The cat survived, got out of the box and lacked milk like nothing else. And so he "died" again five times. We called him Jesus.

Well, at least one anonymous honestly admitted that the idea of girls from porn films formed. For many, this goes through the declared claims. Men’s naivety has already crossed the boundary where it is appropriate, as for children, to let the warning before such films "all that is happening is fictional and performed by professional cascades - do not try to repeat")))

Despite all seeming nonsense, Vovochka was a very sensible boy and as a child understood - if you sit in each class for two years, then after school in the army will not be taken.

I think the tariffs of MTS unlimited and unlimited invented a man who often in his childhood heard the word Uobešče

A friend told how they in ancient times wrote games under the BC and had a bug with the imposition of sprites on each other, which looked like a shimmering sprite, which, because of a critical memory deficit, could not be corrected.
As a result, the description of the game was added the phrase "Murtering skeletons are twice as strong as normal and cause double damage."