I have a nephew, from the side of my wife, 30 years old, lives in Moscow. Coming somewhere in the summer with his girlfriend to my grandmother, my aunt, then beat. And the girl with him is a convinced vegetarian, well, the tribe also became a vegetarian on this occasion.

My mother-in-law is baskirka, and almost all baskirsk dishes are fat and are prepared from meat. Covers on the table, neither grandson nor kәlәsh (bride) eat virtually anything, even the firm grandmother's bowl with pumpkin, meat and potatoes, not to mention mantles. The grandson explains to the grandmother:

Do you know we don’t eat meat?

Why is?

We are vegetarians and have decided to give up meat.

I have loved meat all my life.

I don’t eat it, it’s my decision.

Because of her?

Not my grandmother, I decided.

The girl stared angrily at her:

Animal protein can be replaced with vegetable protein.

How?

For example, mushrooms are like meat.

10 seconds think and give:

If the mushrooms were like meat, the wolf would eat them.

xxx: soon the neuron will animate and sound. He already knows how to write stories.



YYY: I’m waiting for a time when you can write a script, choose actors, and the neural network will make a movie with them.



XXX: I don’t think it’s too long.

And again, if you work, for example, in the office, the neuron will go for you to work, call, buy-sell, sign, draw a plan and schedule, draft what you need to insert and leave the money to the owner. And you can at this time calmly under the bridge near the fire to warm up with former colleagues.

XXX: I watched the trailer of the movie "Avanpost". There, according to the scenario, 99.5% of the Earth's population died, and by some ridiculous coincidence of circumstances, only the most idle Russian actors survived.

To unleash a war and win, is able, sometimes, endless degeneration. The great man will do everything to avoid bloodshed.

When my mother-in-law cut off in the ambulance and the helmet didn’t act, I stopped and asked:
Where is the money? If you die, we will not find it.
She immediately opened her eyes and said:
“Shirt to you, not money, I will only tell the daughter.

Nearly had to pump the doctor and the driver: they barely laughed.

I like to go to the market.
Mandarin at 240 and хурма at 160. You are 500.
It gets 400!! to
Give him 400.

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I replied, “Fried chicken.”



She says it’s not funny. But she was wrong because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents taught me to always tell the truth. I did so. The fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my father about this, and he replied that people love animals very much. But I too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.



The teacher sent me to the director’s office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. But then I told him not to do that again.



The next day, my teacher asked me what my favorite animal was. I said a chicken. She asked – why? I answered because it can make a fried chicken. She sent me back to the director’s office. He laughed, but told me not to do it again.



I do not understand. My parents tell me to be honest with everyone, but the teacher doesn’t like being honest. Today she asked me which of the famous people I liked the most.



I answered “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now...