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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №149001
 12.02.2018
About the Dragons

>> Well, why the dragon can be understood as a virgin. Why should a girl be the most beautiful? The dragon doesn’t care what form of meat to eat.

Because all the participants of the local circle of dragon science are trying to explain the dragon's needs from a human point of view, and this is incorrect.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149000
 12.02.2018
I would be easier to explain what synchrophasotron is.
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What to explain!
This is the throne on which the Synchrophasocar sits.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №148999
 12.02.2018
From the response to the action camera:

Disadvantages: Modest functionality in settings, not a friendly interface, because of the shape many think it’s a wip.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №148998
 12.02.2018
When will I meet your mother? The princess asks the dragon
When you have three heads. Preferably from one body. My mom reacted to this nuance.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148997
 12.02.2018
Reptilians do not suffer from human venous diseases. If the crocodiles in the blood have their own antibiotic, why even with a bitten leg they do not have sepsis and gangrene, then syphilis they - at once to sneeze. I think the dragon has more power. Oh, could heal the queen sick...if she could breathe. Dragon inhalations - no angina and tonsillitis. The fucking. In every decent sanatorium should be a dragon!There you and heating, and physical education...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148996
 12.02.2018
In every decent sanatorium should be a dragon!There you and heating, and physical education...

...and personal life is no different if you are suddenly a princess...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148995
 12.02.2018
Tagged with "pimeth":
Today I went under the doorstep. What is this?
Reply to:
This is the mafia. You put them in a dirty c-drop. Write a message.

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