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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43042
 12.02.2011
foxy_4iffa: I want to be a tall blonde (
Daddy: daughter, did you graduate from writing?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №43041
 12.02.2011
The blonde secretary said:
Well, in your mind, you count and it is normal. And if you take a calculator, you think it’s expensive.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43040
 12.02.2011
Sudden death syndrome causes 500 deaths every year in Britain.c) from news

X: Syndrome of Sudden Death
British ways of dying... such British ways of dying...

Y: The most dangerous way to end the work day earlier, being a pathologist.

He was suffocated.
It is a sudden death syndrome.

He took off his coat, put on a jacket and left.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43039
 12.02.2011
The generals commanded the colonels, the colonels commanded the majors, the majors commanded the captains, and the captains commanded the soldiers who marched with the awareness of the importance of their personality – for it took twenty-six officers to command them one!
Reminds me of nothing?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43038
 12.02.2011
A lot of us! Too much, you understand? Those who learn the latest news from the discussions in BOR, as if he did not know what is happening in the world.

[ + 97 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43037
 12.02.2011
He told his wife a joke:
He told a friend a joke about how the girl in the Sims burned her husband. What she replied to me: "I did the same... You can still drown this fox! You send him to the swimming pool and sell him a raft... he gets tired and drowns!" I’m afraid of something to offer her."

Wife (15:46:08 11/02/2011)
Fuck, I didn’t know it was possible.
I (15:46:24 11/02/2011)
How can I?
Wife (15:46:44 11/02/2011)
Burn and burn.
Wife (15:47:01 11/02/2011)
I just killed the current.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №43036
 12.02.2011
Stop counting year by year!
Be a member, steal from the people!

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