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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124280
 12.02.2016
The cat is very afraid of the vacuum cleaner, but nevertheless, when it turns on, I quote: "Fig knows that this shit in the mind,, doems all of his food."

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №124279
 12.02.2016
Yesterday taking the daughter from the kindergarten heard the charming conversation of mommies)

Based on the dialogue of the grandmother, one of the girls hardly plays with her and does not do homework. He is constantly sitting behind the compass. When trying to ask for anything - answers "I can't distract myself - I'm in the danze".
In general, the grandmother stumbled into a cowboy, arguing that: "In our youth we didn't have such a figure - and now I didn't play yet." She wrote on her account that she is 18 years old, sending old photos of her daughter to potential guardians.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124278
 12.02.2016
Don't forget that we don't have an organizer, everything spontaneously, you can clarify the details with the commander, print a leaflet of 15 thousand copies independently printed.

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