bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14452
 12.02.2009
In short, I came across an alternative type of fuel...
YYY: What is NAH?
XXX: This is the subject. In the evening you sit at home and brew beer. Snack must be a salad from fresh cucumbers, with greens, cream and garlic.
YYY: Aha... :-)
XXX: That’s not all.
XXX is the most important thing.
YYY: Even to think is scary.
XX: It is nothing in itself. If it were not in the morning. Remember the "Strong Nuts-3"? When two fluids are mixed?
YYY: Well...
XXX is here. Sushi is meaningful. It turns out that there is no drink except milk. Clear pepper and milk! From the refrigerator! From BODON! The whole package!
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Che-che... I poured this package into myself almost with a salve and pleased to fall back to sleep. But it was not here! This szuco-catalyst ended up with what has wandered in me since the evening (beer with cucumbers)...
yyy : )))))
XXX is not funny. After the reactive pull that this glowing mixture gave out in the sorting, I now have a painful pain.
yyy: :-)))))))) All that, enough... go out... :-)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14451
 12.02.2009
Do you know how much you will fall if you turn from the Ostankin TV tower?
Yes, once

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14450
 12.02.2009
Tomorrow at 9 a.m. to work again.
How I understand you...
HH: No, you do not understand.
WOW: I understand very well.
You do not even have a job!
Yesterday was...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14449
 12.02.2009
47248 (saved 2009-02-11 at 19:55)
Now, every time I print the text on a leaflet from two sides, I remember the crematorium. because to remember how to turn the leaflet in order to print it correctly, it only works like this: face up, feet forward...

Thanks to you!! I will remember for a lifetime!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14448
 12.02.2009
In the student compartment there is a refrigerator, on the door with a marker the inscription: "Cats not to take out - it is punished".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14447
 12.02.2009
That is, you want to say that yesterday you were killed by 20 people because your friend did not want to add his ex to friends in contact?? to
Yes Yes
A time of morale.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14446
 12.02.2009
There is no more sad story in the world than the tale of a toilet repair.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14445
 12.02.2009
Alexandr-designer: Natasha, shake me off, lustful aunt!
Nat: Alexander, change my name to Natalya Ivanovna in aska, everything, like no, subordination will be preserved...
Alexandr-designer:...sorry, not in that window
Nat: Ok, little fool, come to me - I have an opportunity to fulfill your fantasies... / don't forget the work layouts - consider this my individual fetish /
My sweet Macedonian.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14444
 12.02.2009
Evangelisto: inspired by sad observations of the decline of the cultural level. I think I know the reason. We are not
We correctly underline the abbreviation of the Zombie Fighter channel which now largely shapes the worldview of young people.
TNT - You are stupid
I hope there are people with taste to support.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14443
 12.02.2009
Do you consider yourself young and successful? Honestly answer, did you ride in childhood on bills?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14442
 12.02.2009
XXX: Do you love me?
XHH: for what?
Q: Why do you love me?
For your inner world, get rid of it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14441
 12.02.2009
by Nik@koi
I remember when the wizard had a computer, he had a screw for 4 gigs and we didn’t know how to hit it.

by Nik@koi
and the games were one square pitches another square

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №14440
 12.02.2009
In response to the news:
Fursenko proposed to free Russian students from higher mathematics.
I propose to get rid of the Ministry of Education from Andrey Fursenko.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14439
 12.02.2009
<mk_Sucre> There were 2 people in the boat: /hop and /quit. The hop jumped out, who was left in the boat?
nipple_frog has quit IRC

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14438
 12.02.2009
46961 (saved 2009-02-09 at 12:50)
xxx: I went to my girlfriend today and agreed to call me.
I called and she gave birth.
YYY: Do not call me anymore!! to
____________________

Girl with Dollars?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14437
 12.02.2009
Do you know the car is so funny?
What about Bugatti?

[ + 80 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14436
 12.02.2009
Girls are normal guys, you just think of them as nonsense, fools, idiots, or just don’t notice. But as I noticed, everyone falls on the humpot, slipped buttocks with piercings in the ass, and other scratches. Then the outrageous type my boyfriend beats me / changes me / uses / doesn't like me

What were you waiting for when you chose this one?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14435
 12.02.2009
Title of article:
Chief police officer Chelyabinsk prevented suicide.
This is the simple meaning of one word: change your mind!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14434
 12.02.2009
<Victorinka> The underground name of V.I. Lenin (6 letters)
<senia_iff11>
<Richard> Reference: s**r**
<senia_iff11> by Sauron

___________________________________
I found the name "Old man"
I write for those who might be interesting too.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14433
 12.02.2009
Father: Son, you see yourself as a thinker, intelligent, creative, with non-standard thinking and sober views of life, a person capable of changing this world for the better, right?
I : Well yes.
Father: So what fucking thing are you still writing by the toilet?! to

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna