Captain is here:

to this:
Alcohol and passports. It is noted that if a bottle of wine is purchased along with chocolate / cheese / fruits - a passport is required. If the wine comes with laundry powder, vegetables, milk, baby juices/pure, sunflower oil, etc. They never ask.
The same store, the same sellers, approximately the same time, the same evil and lame I=)
and...

I am 35 and I have a beard. I look at 25, with the purchase of alcohol problems have never been, but as soon as I tried to buy just a bottle of champagne and chocolate, so immediately asked for a passport :))

and...
The travel passport is not asked in connection with alcohol, but in connection with chocolate (

Elena
WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB

Andrei
Len, I am still pouring the cupboard up, because a couple of times it boiled out of me, and I remembered it only because behind me began to sound uncharacteristic crushing - the cupboard flew away from the walls of the cupboard.

Elena
))))))))
I am tired ?
In fact, I also reacted after some unclear sounds - the varens exploded!!! to

Somewhere in 2003, the Internet is working through a modem. You have noticed that the costs have increased considerably lately. The director calls to the sapport.
So, why do you have to pay so much?
Have you told someone your password?
No, we didn’t tell anyone anything!
Per you have a virus?
We are a medical company, we can’t have viruses!

I still want to see the face of the man on that side :)

XXX: We have an anecdote about where is the hat? Lost an important document. We have not lost. The Chief. As a miracle, it was preserved by our Natashka on her old-old flash, lost, without a cover, with a slick side. The savior of the entire project Natashka runs with her old lost flash and carries this document, whether it is wrong. He was not supposed to survive, but a miracle happened. What do you think she told her?
XXX: "And where is the blanket?and "

Metaball: And inside the power unit is written “do not open.”

The year 2020.
I’m looking for a “child’s life.”
knock at the door!
- completed the phrase "children's dishes"
Steps behind the door. has passed!

XXX: I play poker, I see nick something there_94. Who allowed the child to play poker? And then you realize that it is twenty years old.
XXX: and it's not a nifiga child, it's just a starper

to this:
"From correspondence to "Aske":
xxx:...I conduct 2 journals recording journals, in which 235 journals are registered under 938 inventory numbers.

And you - "package with bags, bag with bags"..."

I have a journal accounting at work... and it is accounted for itself.

The Negroes are lenient. But eat the make-up master: quickly and angrily hit the goat, on shampoos from palm branches and ready! Or caught the fish, cleaned, in the paste, in the oil and ready! Or I caught a neighbor... but I didn’t see it.

I get married to an ethnic Chinese with a completely Chinese surname, which in the Russian version is read as X-y... The fiancé refuses to leave behind me a girl's surname, the option with a double only considers if his surname will be the first... X-y-Nalivko is even bigger.

They have not only fashion for new names there, but also radiation is easy to go, if in the last decade Cristiano has already become a senior economist! Within a decade, only third grade graduates.
It is...
It is 5+++ )))... thank you, bro, pleased!!! Or people have stopped thinking about what they are writing, but with such a smart look and with such meaningful conclusions!!! to

The laptop is a "demo version of the actual computer"
Tagged with: "square"
Smartphone - "Page with smell"

I have two states of sustainable balance:
Insomniactic, irritable and irritable
Sleeping, lazy and evil

Comments on the film "Parkland" on one of the websites:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The wounded? Did you, the film makers, get surprised? A man’s skull is broken and you call it a wounded person?! to
It is said that the bullet fired at Kennedy was intercepted by Chuck Norris himself with his teeth, and Kennedy's head was blown out of surprise.

She says, “Buy me a nork coat.
There has not yet been a norka worthy of your shoulder.

We have sex 2-3 times a week. Less than less. More often even less.

Commentary on the clip with music type dubstep:
-And I thought the music in the mp3 doesn't chew like in the old Soviet maffon... Ann doesn't, she also chews)))

Habr, on the sale of Sony players in commercial machines:
Not for Russia. We are full of lovers of shock trading machines :)
Yyy: On all modern machines protection against shaking and slope. He just locks up. It can make a sound or call a guard.
Zzz: In our conditions it is sometimes a good phase on the body for especially stubborn to remove...

I watched the movie The Curse Box in English. The first scene. Grandma wants to break the box with a hammer. The box, like every evil thing in Hollywood, begins to whisper and whisper. And then I hear from the box the evil “I will eat your heart... I will eat your heart...” In the purest Russian language. I drowned abruptly. I turn back, I turn on. “I eat your heart.” In the subtitles – “incomprehensible bullshit.”

No, I would have understood if the evil Russian spirit had invaded the Americans from the box and forced them to build communism. But by the story it turned out to be an ancient, evil, Jewish box! What kind of an ancient, evil, Jewish box burmochet in Russian?

Kasper has just blocked "Yandex. News" as a harmful link. “Don’t read Soviet newspapers before lunch.”