What to do if someone else reports your child?
To wreak a scandal, to provoke a scandal!

Alexey Pehov

Larks, flying cakes, Oscar DiCaprio, the new iPhone. All this is a shell that has buried under it a real miracle. Spatial and temporal waves. This is what is important to humanity.
to control them. to jump back. Save the cakes, not let cook the cake. to jump forward. Take the Oscar from the hand of the one who gets it and give it to DiCaprio. Buy an old one that is now a new iPhone and go to Jesus to make a selfie.
Think more globally. The “smile”

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We calmly treat people with an unusual appearance, with an unconventional orientation. But when will most people come to know that all tastes are different, including books?
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and naive. I wish my main problem was what I read, not with whom I slept.

Q: Well, say, and you would let Dimona work in another city, but for a salary of 150 thousand?
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Oh yeah :)))))

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Schedule from 10.00 to 22.00 to 8 hours 5 days a week (including weekends)

The case was this summer. The relatives have a son (6 years old), a daughter (18) and a lot of cats and dogs (the father loves animals). The parents were at work, and the younger wanted ice cream, so the money had to ask from the sister. I don't know why, but she refused him, arguing that he was already an adult, and at his age it would be time to make money on its own. The child did not bow, and just retreated. About a couple of hours have passed, the head of the family comes from work and notices that the son and a couple of kittens are missing at home. To answer the question where the child nobody could, and the uncle went to look for him on the street.. he found him near the store, unsuccessfully trying to sell kittens - 10 rubles a piece. It turns out, he calculated that in order to earn 20 rubles on ice cream, he needed to sell something unnecessary) The cat and the child returned home, poured the belt, and the ice cream then never bought - punishment. This is how the child burned the first case.

I told a friend (historic) what hibernation is in a note and how it differs from "sleep". He concluded that hibernation is a lethargic sleep in the note.

I don’t have anyone with whom to spend February 14, it’s so sad.

You don’t have anyone to spend with every day of the year, so why is February 14 annoying for you?

Comment on PlayMarket about Google Speech Synthesizer:
by Nicholas:
Thank you very much for adding the Mandarin language. Without it, it is like without hands.

Full hockey equipment for children 6-8 years
The boy categorically refused to be the NHL star after his third ice training. To arguments such as: " And I bought you a full set of equipment?!!" has not responded. He stood firm, confident. He was urgently transferred to the swimming section, where he continues to enjoy his second year with minimal investments (sweatshirts, glasses, slats).
Based on the above, we have virtually new equipment for a child 6-8 years old:
1) spikes sharpened once, dressed three times, state of new;
The gloves are never worn, new.
3) Armbands, shields, shorts also participated in that legendary training series-new, without a single scratch or scratch!
4) The helmet is a bit of a scratch, as the main loads he took. But! Without scratches, damage and scratches.
Buying the most beautiful new black and red recipes as a gift!! to
For two years, all this good was in the bag (we will also give the sum), but now there is no place to put the lashes and the bag.
The energy of the equipment is the most powerful, in it your child will definitely become a champion. Not necessarily in hockey.
Sport is health, long life! Provide yourself with decent old-age equipment and give your child to HOKKEY!
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Question to Knowledge:
So if a real Orthodox Jew gets swine flu, what about him?

During college years, I met a young man on the Internet, agreed to meet.

After 15 minutes, I understand that it is time to turn the bench, the young man behaves exactly according to what is described in any article about the "how to bite a mercantile suck" technology, and it is somehow not interesting at all.

And only then I learned that he, it turns out, did not troll at all and did not check for mercancy, but sincerely believed that this is how you should behave.

Even the wrong knowledge makes life easier.

The facade is currently being repaired in the house. I go out this morning to the elevator, coming, three guys from the repair brigade. They greeted, one more added: "Good day to you!"" She went down, ran to the flower store and the children's goods store (sister from the nursery was going to take). In 25 minutes, I go home and go up to my floor. The doors of the elevator are opened, and the same repairmen are on the site again. And I’m like that – with a bouquet of roses and a suitcase with a gift. No scene, then the same guy: "Well, I look, one day it really happened..."

Oh well, I went...

WOW STOP! Maybe you shouldn’t go out now?

There is no rain, and it is not foreseeable.

Wow: I am about the same. Trolls are stoning from the sunlight!

to the snorkeling.
From a legal point of view, the demolition of buildings is not possible if its legality is appealed in court. At the time of receipt of the order, the owners of the housing (mostly) filed a cassation complaint with the court. Until their complaint is considered in court, the demolition is illegal. The point.
Additionally, it should be noted that the demolition of the building in which people are at the time poses a threat to their lives and MUST be classified as an attempted murder. With bringing to justice, both the immediate perpetrators and their immediate superiors. The actions of the police officers who were present and did not take countermeasures during the demolition of buildings with people inside them are an official crime and a direct violation of the oath.
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Remember the garages?

I had to undergo an interesting procedure of esophagogastroduodenoscopy. In the ordinary people - gastroscopy. The essence of this not very pleasant procedure is that a specially trained sculpture in a voluntary-compulsive manner pushes a thick metal tube with a camera into the fixed-dispersed mouth, resulting in the rich inner world of the patient's stomach. C the first cockroaches entered the office, began to work. After a few unpleasant minutes, during which the brain slowly struggled with the desire to throw away the body of the doctor, I had time to think about the meaning of life and my role in it. When it became boring and my body spontaneously began to move back, the doctor gently said:
Be calm, do not rush. I am already going out.

It has been a long time, but the phrase and bright image of a sweet, kind and caring doctor still occupies one of the honorable places in my TOP of bright life impressions.

xxx> I am a pervert and press the left Ctrl with the thumb of my left hand.
yyy> to the left? What is the direction of the hand at this point?
zzz> unconventional

Bread in a hyper along the shelves with beer. A girl passes by, looking at something on the shelves and speaking at the same time on the phone: "Do you take light today or dark or as usual - with the taste of some shit?" Facepalm...

- Now one forumchanka called, they bought an apartment, showed, said to collect the docks by January 1, and went out with 1 jan. The new law, that if many children have more than 1.6 million (this is approximately a one-room apartment), then it is not poor and they have nothing to pay %)
and there is no difference between 10 children or 3 :fool: :facepalm:
Ask to go somewhere.
Go to Timothy!
The ceiling is 100,000.
That is to say, I bought the "eye" – live in it!
socially oriented state, shit... the homeland of the career of Sobyanin...

xxx: I watched the new Secret Materials and inertly waited for the Spiritual to start sprinkling them all in a row. And though I understood that it was a different movie, but after watching it still there was a feeling that I was fooled.