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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157620
 12.02.2022
When I was a kid, I was convinced that people in the militants were really being killed. How can blood flow so naturally? I thought people were going to shoot in a fighting house in order to make money for their family.

and posthumously.

Nothing embarrassed me in my conclusions.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157619
 12.02.2022
Xxx: Well, even kill me, I don’t understand how I can always meet beautiful girls. The appearance is the most usual. Not a shit, but nothing like that. Thin, not very tall. Yes, there’s a sense of humor, but I don’t think it’s just because of that. I sat in Bentley recently and was thinking about this.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157618
 12.02.2022
People can differ in height - 1.5 times, in physical strength once in 4, in intelligence once in 30, but in income - 1000 times is not the limit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №157617
 12.02.2022
I have a cousin, a beautiful but lazy girl. During his studies at the institute, he changed several boys. Only the matter came to joint living, almost immediately dropped guys: well, I did not want to clean up and cook, to set up a household, so to speak. All dreamed of overseas men, say there is no need not clean or cook, or at least do everything in turn.
And then on high school, she went to some student program in the United States for a year. So it stayed there, but the visa ended, and as far as I know, she lived there without any legal grounds. As I don’t know, don’t ask, but I lived and worked as a waitress in a barbecue and even bought some killed cage in credit.
Over time, I met a man there, met a little and started living together. In fact, the households were divided equally. She was in the seventh sky, all wrote to her brother what men there, how women appreciate. Until the month is over. Here her fellow resident and issued an invoice, this is what you bought, this is me, this is the invoice for renting an apartment, for utilities, all equal, half, in general, reduce the debit with the loan please. She was dumb, and there was no money. Then her ideal overseas man rushed for not being able to plan a budget and offered to borrow her money for a month and even without interest. And then she couldn’t stand it and arranged a classic scandal, with beating laptops of phones and everything else that got under her hands. The man did not wait until his head was broken and called the police. The most democratic court in the world ruled either immediate payment of damages (something about 10 thousand) deportation or prison. From the world by thread collected and sent her relatives the necessary amount. So broke my niece’s blue dream of perfect overseas men.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157616
 12.02.2022
Rosstat has recorded an increase in Russian income in eight years.
About the record in 8 years growth of spending Rosstat modestly silenced.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157615
 12.02.2022
XXX: The Day of the Surgeon. But it would be good to get stuck on the day when the salary is given.



Yyy: The bottom is clearly said

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