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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15093
 12.03.2009
Pepper of the country!
The men conceived an autopilot: took two beaten cars, put them next to them, poured glasses of beating, etc., caused menta...
In court, the judge (c) asks the men (m1 and m2) whether they are familiar with:
Are you familiar with M1?
M1 – No
Are you familiar with M1?
M2 is no.
Why are you insured on each other’s insurance?

...the fuck knows how, but the insurance they still got

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15092
 12.03.2009
<•Shadow•>: The hole is the most useful invention in human history.
<Xard>: What about the breasts?
<•Shadow•>: The hole allows you to pass through a concrete wall in a meter thick. And the breasts?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15091
 12.03.2009
We sit with a friend at home, I turn on the blues to pass the picture to him, I find a device named "Dental Fairy".
My father is a dentist.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15090
 12.03.2009
I am a puppy piece...
Today I take the subway to the Savelovsky station for a shorter period of time to go from there to the house by electric car..The day before I was with friends, there was no money, respectively...Only a little bit in my pocket, just a ticket. I go therefore to the street, and I get just out of my pocket this small thing in order to recount. I look, and right by the stairs a grandmother-child sit and looks at me. And then it comes to me that she thought that this little thing I got to her...
Walked home for two hours.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15089
 12.03.2009
Alex: I am an acky dolboeb!
Fluffy: what is it?
Alex: I was offended by the girl because I excited her and didn’t fuck her (

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