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[ + 131 - ] Comment quote №44336
 12.03.2011
The Rambler News:
The earthquake in Japan shortened the Earth's day by 1.6 microseconds
Commentary :
Pepper is traveling again!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №44335
 12.03.2011
My husband and I are driving on the road in the Moscow region. Suddenly, the wind pulls a plastic bottle out of the forest.
My husband is sad:
The bottles are running out of the forest. Earlier the eggs went out. The ecology...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44334
 12.03.2011
The popular in contact is divided into two categories - a list of BOR, and a lyric-super philosophical jerk.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №44333
 12.03.2011
Hi, I am from Novosibirsk.
What are you threatening at the threshold?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №44332
 12.03.2011
I met yesterday with my young man.He decided to congratulate me on March 8 and asks what I want as a gift.And I just looked at my rev goose mask, the firm of Saint Laurent. He decided to buy it himself. When he came to the store, he approached the box office and asked, “Where do you have the Jacques Yves Cousteau cosmetic?” Thank God, he understood it correctly and he gave me a gift anyway.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44331
 12.03.2011
From the correspondence to ASK:

aW 10.03.2011 15:25:16:
We and a friend to put out a dozen automatics

C 15:25:34
to dig! Is it how?

aW 15:25:53
We did not want to leave.

aW 15:25:59
Request a complaint book

aW 15:26:08
But the men found out that they had no beidzits.

aW 15:26:27
They called ourselves and asked us to call out, because here we are clothed as terrorists.

aW 15:26:31
They do not present

aW 15:26:36
We were not even beaten.

aW 15:26:41:
I am still surprised

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