QQ: I have such a funny bug in the program.
QQ: He’s dressed in the morning, wears a T-shirt, then the right socks.
QQ: And it’s all, the tube. Hanging for 15 minutes with meaningless facial expression and second socks
QQ: Maybe the reason is that the socks are always different?

Conference discussion at the University:
XX: I open the requirements for the conference, first line:
The report thesis must be prepared in the editor MS Word (Word 97/2000, Word XP/2003).
XH: word 97 2000???? to
XXX: What is it for?? to
YYY: Technological University, EPTA
xx :D
YYY: "The report must be presented: either on papyrus or on pergament..."
and (rofl)
XXX is a presentation!
YYY: "A presentation is implemented by means of a fast overlap of a notebook"

I work in a large automotive retail network.
One day in our database 1C appears the product:
Well, naturally immediately found out from whose comp was made the addition of position,
When a man is asked: Why?
He replied: And that these foolish car buyers would not say,
We don’t have a niche.

Q: Nobody loves you? Pick a homeless animal and it will love you more than life.
I picked up the cat. She hates me.

If you are held by force, break the pen twice.

XXX: Are you so crazy? On March 8th?
YYY: Yeah, I started so well on the seventh, I thought I’d get squeezed on the eighth and I’d get squeezed. There was no humming. I had to eat again.