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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15807
 12.04.2009
The acquaintance:
Pepe, where the world goes
I gave up my place today in the subway to a burnt curly long-haired girl in glossy long-sleeved trousers and lacquered boots being completely confident that she is pregnant... fucking.............it turned out to be a man!!! A man with small chemistry and beer livestream.
Ohhhhhh...
and I am here like this in Kossuh and Berts: "Sit down, please"

I am :
= – O

She is :
Ohha

She is :
I swallowed myself

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