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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126732
 12.04.2016
We ordered with my husband a module in the hallway, like something complicated there: a low tub, four boards, a shelf for hats, not Ikea, tea, the husband said, we will collect.

Two days before the divorce. I now understand why this module was so cheap.


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №126731
 12.04.2016
There is such a "medicine" - garlic cooked in milk. In different times, I and my acquaintances wrote it from:
- Bronchitis
Lack of breast milk
Fracture of Berzova bone
fractures of the key (different doctors for different people)
Spasms of eye accommodation
- Dermatitis
Migraine

It works this way: the body is ready for anything, only never again to smell or drink. Even a barley bone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126730
 12.04.2016
20060 to pay
Do you have the brain to search for information? honey when heated loses all its healing properties, dairy products cannot be used with a cold and wet cough, because They increase the amount of mucus, and nothing hot can be poured on the sore throat. My mother was the same fool, too, all her life proud that she treated without medication this "natural shit." However, I did not drink it, but just poured it under the bed, just 5 years old. So, check out, maybe you have a lump there too.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126729
 12.04.2016
As soon as we appear on the threshold, a hungry wandering cat arrives. We call him Je Ne Manj Pa Siss Jour"

Only now I understood why my mom called the cat picked from the street Kesha...

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126728
 12.04.2016
Not very much.

In the Special Forces, in the Navy, in the Air Force, speaking “the last” is considered a bad sign. That is why they say "extreme". understandably?

No is! Not understood! We are not in the Special Forces, the Navy or the Air Force!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126727
 12.04.2016
I understand that today, looking at everything Gagarin would say: "We came"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126726
 12.04.2016
I am infected with the love virus.
yy and where?
xx in the p.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №126725
 12.04.2016
The best advice on building relationships with a partner I had to hear from single people, on raising children - from childless counted theorists, on keeping pets from those who are allergic to them, but if they had animals, they know exactly how to keep them properly.
Half-country on the couch better knows how to play football, eating a hamburger with a collie will advise on a healthy lifestyle. My dad knows better than me how to wear spikes, friend - how I should feel in critical days... The country has collapsed, and the stock of advice for 2 generations remains.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №126724
 12.04.2016
They borrowed their “extreme”: the extreme time, the extreme kiss, the extreme journey. The extreme is the flesh and all that is on the edge. The rest is the last. It can be said “the past.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126723
 12.04.2016
Very sick.
I do not know who is the reason.
Has the generation of users changed?
The moderators?
Worst of all, one and the other.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126722
 12.04.2016
xxx: We went to a friend, wanted to take drinks with us, we were stuck at the stop. He was released in the morning and fell on the road. I went to the injury point and put a plaster on my leg. A friend went after the bushes - fell, returned to the evening, plaster on his hand. The costume brought. They decided not to go anywhere, invited a friend, asked for a beer. He was taken at the stop. Pray for his health.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126721
 12.04.2016
This is:

The achievements of the last 26 years are so, shit.

I think our biggest achievement over the past 26 years is that our country still exists.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126720
 12.04.2016
We live in a risk farming area. Moreover, the main risk factor for farming in the apartment is our cat!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №126719
 12.04.2016
Chat wot:

Congratulations to all astronauts!
There are no astronauts here.
You can think that all the tanks are here.

c) 639kva

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126718
 12.04.2016
I walk out the street early in the morning in an unknown place. The question is stupid.
It hangs a poster "Oil in some there house of culture".
Damn, I don’t think it’s gone yet, April is already.
Then I read the date: the tree on May 31.
Absolutely cool. Who is holding trees at this time of year?
Then came.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126717
 12.04.2016
— — —
It will soon increase in Russia. The elections will only be held in the Duma.
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Do not divorce the shit. It is necessary to give birth so that the age does not rise.
...
A couple of weeks ago, we were already explained that no one needs babies and did not need stupid ovulations.
Take care, take care, take care...

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №126716
 12.04.2016
1: On the track the topol stood up. Soldiers are good, the movement is organized, quite efficiently, as they have blocked both lanes, but the traffic jams are not gathered. I don’t want to post pictures – suddenly it’s a secret.
2: They did not regulate anything. Our population does not need instructions to drive a faulty nuclear bomb through a forest road. Once again... I have a 20-year-old Toyota that is less likely to break than these theirs.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126715
 12.04.2016
After not having to leave a comment...
A story about warm milk. And to offer the child a warm morse of berries or compot of dried fruits? Or once it was crazy "useful warm milk" to give, it won’t go away??? Fuck, that’s what they are like. That you eat manna every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is useful.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126714
 12.04.2016
Zereteli put in Moscow Zhirinovsky in bronze
XXX is OK. My father voted for Zhirik in the 90s, and now I will vote for him.
YYY: xxx, hereditary... condolences

[ + 15 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126713
 12.04.2016
The Russian official is like a cat, just eating, sleeping and licking a better place.

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