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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126692
 12.04.2016
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There was a huge shrimp in my room today. Now this is his room.

The first stone
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Yesterday one of them flew a couple of meters. While I was surprised, I thought, and what is this horrible black mouthy shit? - flew into the polyethylene with popcorns, there shuffled... And, realizing that nothing can crumble, very clearly thought BILL! - and with a sad burn deliberately flew back into the window... I always knew that polyethylene with buds rolled!!! I recommend!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126691
 12.04.2016
C 4PDA

In the Apple office:
Can we make a new design?
No, we changed it a few years ago, who else has any ideas?
Let’s fix the gloves on the old Devices?
Why Why? Let them buy new ones!
Do you want to add new emoji?
It is genius! We will do!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126690
 12.04.2016
Only then went with anxiety and started eating carefully.
I built a cat.

You killed the cat, not “built”. The puppet, youth.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №126689
 12.04.2016
GOMEZ: You tell me what idiot should have called the company that makes cats "Hello Wood"?? to
And the question is, why did I buy it?
Gomez: The outcome is a bit predictable.
Gomez: "Someone from the garden came down"
I had a caries in my tooth. Now I will bring a new one.

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