I demand next to the button "push the author’s current"!

Grandma is watching a movie, there shows young men who after the wedding go home and play a very pathetic love scene, with a smooth flow into sex.

Grandma with indignation: "Crazy, or you can think of it before."

From Startup:
Yes, you remember our customers who put a pack of paper in a bowl and called us because "It doesn’t take!!!" and
When we pointed out to them that the package would not be bad to unpack and put the paper out of the package in a bowl, we reasonably noticed that "in the guide it says put the package of paper in a bowl and nowhere it is said that the package should be unfolded" :))))

A 24-year-old Tarzan fell on a hospital bed after spending more than twenty hours at the computer without a break.

"He came to us in a serious condition with a terrible swelling - from the neck to the fingers of the hand," said Andrey Kolomensky, deputy chief doctor of the Tar Central District Hospital. Because of the disruption of blood circulation, the man's limbs were completely numb. There is a suspicion that the patient has thrombophlebitis due to a prolonged stationary position of the body.
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The reader of Basha!! Get up and walk around the room!! to

The smell of a friend, from everyone already cares...
We approach the kiosk, my friends squeeze money and say: buy gum - you are the most sober. One said, you are what? I am sober.
The second: you are a whale, I will shake you, I will buy you!
And the third: Hey you, bl.d., the sober, understand your eyes - the kiosk is closed!! to

I remember a long time ago:
Q: How do you feel about friendly sex?
yyy: if this question is negative then... and if the proposal, I agree."
I asked my friend the same question.
Thank you, I had an unforgettable night.

I was sentenced to prison for illicit Viagra trade.
XXX: but the guards will not come to me
YYY : Why?
Because I ate all of this Viagra :D

XXX is
Yesterday, an army guard stood near the house. I was almost upset when I left the house. And you do not reverse - suspicions can be caused, and it is scary to go on them.

YYYY
Are you still standing still and silent?

YYYY
No matter what suspicions :D

For whom RnB means "rhythm and blues"?? to

News "Star “House-2” brutally beat Bilan"
Evil finally begins to shake itself!

The wife says:

I am processing your wedding photo in Photoshop.)
Written under the name "Man"
I decided to edit it a little.
I finished, I keep, of course again under the name of husband and me noble windows offers:
"The husband already exists, replace him?"

And as if it is not convenient to agree, and refuse not to want to)))

Q: Will you go to college tomorrow?
YYY: No
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I was asleep

Nick Safer: clarified the requirements
Nick Safer: Well short you won't get it, I think
Nick Safer: The customer wants the website to be...
Nick Safer: Well...
Nick Safer: briefly quote "Somewhere in the area of Moscow"
Nick Safer :)
Lee Sergey: website in the area of Moscow?? to
Lee Sergey: Does he really want a website?
Nick Safer: Aha
Nick Safer: for sure
Nick Safer: Gaga
Lee Sergey: What a gesture
Nick Safer: I am proud
Lee Sergey: Did you ask what that means?
Nick Safer: So how?? to
Nick Safer has business in Moscow
Lee Sergey: I am in shock
Nick Safer: and the customers there
Nick Safer: Well, the site near Moscow should be
Nick Safer: The Unclear

by Odinru:
I stand with my friends in a row at the nightclub, I hear a scream from the side.
"Girl give your id in contact".
She: She is contemptuous - "I am not in contact".
Crying on the other hand - "You can still not eat at McDonald’s" =))))))))))))))))))))

If you are offended by dignity, know that it is not for anything else.
not suited.
© Copyright: Evdokia Dozorna, 2009

http://www.tlt.ru/articles.php?n=1897217

A brief chronicle of events:

2009: AutoVAZ to become a global brand for three years
Russian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Alexei Kudrin
The aid is estimated at 25 billion. rubles provided to the car,
It will not only meet the current needs of the company, but will also
Promote the development of production.

2002: AutoVAZ becomes competitive within three years
This was stated by Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Kasyanov.
The aid is estimated at $17.5 billion. Rubles provided
It will not only meet the current needs of the company.
It will also contribute to the development of production.

1999: AutoVAZ will produce a car based on a German sedan
within two years.
This was stated by Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.
The aid is estimated at $13 billion. Rubles provided
It will not only meet the current needs of the company.
It will also contribute to the development of production.

1996: AutoVAZ to produce a sedan for officials and a popular car
for villagers and villagers.
This was stated by the Prime Minister of Russia Viktor Chernomyrdin.
The aid is estimated to be 15 trillion. Rubles provided
This will not only meet the current needs of the company, but also
It will contribute to the development of production.

The problem has deep roots.

A home phone is needed to be found.
The mobile...
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

I read a quote at work:
“Here you are roaring kAzly, and my girlfriend Lada is named...The family is Kalina.
The girl is no longer allowed to live!"
Co-founder without a break: Not lucky. It will break.

No and No (Part 1)

Not in sustainable terms.
Neither give nor take; neither light nor dawn; neither day nor night; neither stand nor sit; neither live nor dead; neither fish nor meat; neither are they separated.) is
None of them, that is. No one (not one - many); no time - no time (not once - many times, many times).
Not from place! No step back!

There is no bread (no bread, no sights).
In such sentences, a negative particle can either be replaced or completely lowered - the meaning of the statement will remain. There was no bread and no sight for the people. The bread, the spectacle the people did not get.)

The following can be attributed to difficult cases of use:

Not to reinforce denial.
In sentences where it is used to reinforce the denial, there is usually already a denial (no, no): There is no penny of money. He did not give me a ruble. Sometimes the denial only implies: no pocket in your pocket. There was no pocket in my pocket.
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I will just leave it here.

AIR: She tells me at night, turn as you want, but I want to wake up from sex in the morning.
AIR: I found a combo porn with the most screaming girls, and like a full roll at 7 a.m.
From such sex not only she woke up, but also the half of the entrance.
En314: Well, the main thing is not cheating the girl ;)