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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62766
 12.04.2012
The xxx:
They have two-core processors.
The xxx:
Playing games for GIG!
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The screw is 200 gigs, there are even headphones!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62765
 12.04.2012
xxx: I had a dead fish, the most sociable was =( so sorry... :(
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62764
 12.04.2012
You actually understand that the relationship ends when you don’t respond to the SMS, whatever its content, because it’s a pity for money.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №62763
 12.04.2012
< sweet> - hello
Di – Hello
< cute> - how is the mood?
D is good, and you?
< cute> - normal :) what do you do
Di – listening to music
< sweet> - which one?
Di - Cinema
< sweet> is it a rap?
Do me a favor, don’t write me anymore. never ever.

This is DABSTEP, EPT.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62762
 12.04.2012
They bought a brush, a cat lining to chew, so that there was no wool on the carpet.
Cate categorically opposed to being fucked with a brush there...
Now we throw a brush for the cat carpet... the carpet is not against...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62761
 12.04.2012
XXX: What is the name of the page with the mouthpiece?? to
yyy: Interview with photo if you are about passport )))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62760
 12.04.2012
>> From the dialogue on the need for sport

1st I have not been to the gym for three years!!I rub in the computer, eat all kinds of chips, but the muscles are just as strong.
2nd Just your fingers have become so weak that you are no longer able to sell your own biscuit.)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №62759
 12.04.2012
You may not be a cardigan, but you must eat a cardigan.
I may have to eat,
Don’t believe I will eat.
But as to evil - in finance connected.
And all of the hunger.
Whoever would give it to me,
I would eat it immediately.
In reality, there are mental torments.
The desire to eat is all my fate.
Oh sorry, you are out! You are fat!
See if he eats!
Remember it all, and you will stumble.
Some cookies, here are the crosses.
Returning to the beginning,
I only want to say one thing.
No matter how banal it sounds...
Save me, let me eat!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №62758
 12.04.2012
Lav: Specialist in storage and recording of nuclear materials
Lav: Specialist in HUAI
Lav scratches the tail

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62757
 12.04.2012
I work with Sisadmin, restarted the servacle from 1C. While it was loading, calls from continuers and buffs began, such as that 1C did not start. At the end of the loading of the servacle (and at about the 30th call) a buch (a young girl) calls and says:

The base does not work.
I: I will come
......
I approach, one hand directs to the computer, the other clicks on 1C... Naturally, everything worked. I came to the server room, I read the status of her in aske: "I am afraid of the aura of our sysadmin, suddenly it will also affect me"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №62756
 12.04.2012
YouTube commentary on the film First Orbit about Gagarin's flight:

Sorry if I write wrong, but I don’t know Russian very well, after all, I’m Brazilian.

I totally agree with your wise word. Yuri Gagarin is the greatest man of our time. Thanks to the Soviet Union!

You write more literally than 99% of the population of this country.

by PS. All with celebration! We are Russians, we can do everything.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62755
 12.04.2012
Well, if you imagine a world of total copyright, then even after buying a disc you will listen to it either in headphones or in a sound-isolated room, so that no god who has not heard it, because the disc is bought only for one of you, and all the others are obliged to buy their discs to listen.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62754
 12.04.2012
Homo buchiens is a drinking man. Bucho Sapiens is a drunk reasonable. Are we the second option?
y: I think we’re closer to Bucho Buhiens))))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №62753
 12.04.2012
by Kex:
I got stuck in Uralsib over the cashier today.
by Kex:
I got a new map...
by Kex:
In general, they wrote out a receipt for receipt... and a paycheck to throw money on it... and told them to roll it into the third box...
by Kex:
I go in, there is a table... only card issuance... fucking, I think, money fucking will be put on the card, and in the other box a row of gauges... I say to her: And money you can put me?
She: I do not have it!
I: I will give you!

She ran for five minutes... took the money and went to the neighbor’s box!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62752
 12.04.2012
Aunt from our office receives a fax screaming: "Hurry! I want to go!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62751
 12.04.2012
Talk to admin by phone
Technically, we can do it!
XXX: Well, what about it will not work, but we can do it!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62750
 12.04.2012
Okay, the problems...
I recently walked slightly swallowed on the bed, and to me someone fucked up and let the brains drop that it is enough to swallow in the middle of the week, be more serious and bla bla bla all in that spirit...
Well, my brain was able to generate a single member-specific excuse by drunkenness "go nahuy, you are not my father to teach life"...
HHH: Well, and in general in the morning it turned out that it was still the father.
Issue = (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62749
 12.04.2012
Lizaveta: Yes, it’s not okay
Lizaveta: Everyone has their cockroaches in their heads
Real_Max: My own are now offended

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62748
 12.04.2012
Chess, you need to be encouraged. And the best encouragement in the army is "unpunishment". I’ll fuck you all, and I’m not going to fuck you.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62747
 12.04.2012
I need a telephone! Let it be public with you!

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