This is in the run-up to:
"Listening at work
What do you know about old age? I am still decoding the PC abbreviation as a Fire Crane, not a Personal Computer!
It is not old age, but stupidity given for experience. Because the firefighter is HYDRANT.

Maybe the young man did not know but the hydrants were not called in the Union. And starting from the school and kindergarten, a person saw cabinets with firearms built into the walls on which was written -PK. The fire crane.

11th April 14
Strange, the new map of Ukraine has become smaller in size.

(Forum of Navigation Maps)

I tell you:

And can you tell in more detail what you have there in Moscow for the cult of the fool, or we here in Russia do not know?

It is just fools from all over Russia to Moscow and heavily poison the life of normal people here. Therefore, the percentage composition of fools in Moscow is higher than the average in Russia, and they become a force that cannot be ignored, because it is not aimed at zero.

Keep up the Cossacks, you will be an atoman!
YYY: Better so- hold the cushion, you’ll be roastman :D

This foolish

Well, of course, because they are essentially limited consumption. To read stupid consumption equals male genius? You are what?
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Remember, to respect a woman does not mean to be a crawler. Would I like to know what such a genius you have done in your life? Removed from the army? Or did you fit well on your parents' neck? By the way, the unfortunate woman who gave you birth, too, is called Dyrkonskaya? Having a penis near your ass is not enough to be called a man.

My mother’s comment on objections about raising my children, her grandchildren:
You will have your grandchildren and you will raise them as you want.
I found nothing to answer.

McArcher: What about the preliminary loves?
Inductor: McArcher, there are no preliminary loves. Then there would be preliminary horkes, prolonged ондаtras and final bobras!
McArcher: Oh, but there is a permanent dog, like I do.

Weapon09: "Luke, pff, I am your factory manufacturer!"

Alexander Don: The extreme stage of fatigue is when the alarm begins to beat O_o

Where did the driver ask Gagarin?
The village buried the kings
Ask me where the fire is.
They went tell me.

Today again calls from the connection service of digital television. I sent very far, but gently) said that I do not watch TV, I go exclusively to the library for books, and I learn the news from the grandmothers sitting at the entrance. The guy at the end expressed respect for me and hanged the phone.

I decided to go to a group one day. The girl is silent, serious, in principle nothing extraordinary. I knew she was going to some cool artist at night. So the conversation:
I: Are you not afraid to walk there alone, the station, all kinds of bombs?
D: Yes, if I end early, people still go there, calmly.
I: When is it too late?
When it’s late, I take the gun with me. I got the license a year ago.

It’s a pity that when friends are fine, they forget the people they were dealing with when they were bad.

hanzo8989: bridging again
hanzo8989: how it got
Lam: I hope you are not tied between the bridges of the bridges?

Note for the future:
Looking back at the "Fighting Club" by a drunken company is a bad idea.

This is:

I got somehow "he wanted the unit", this is where the depths of human thought.
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For a long time, he wondered which unit and what exactly he wanted. When I arrived, the horse rattled.

Let us conduct a special operation: will we steal Zhirinovsky and send him to Mars through the Mars one project?
yyy: Ah =) And so that no one can guess, we call the operation "Y".

From Habr, a post about a small printer robot crawling on a sheet of paper:
XXX: He would have more voice commands...
Yyy: To the phrase “Well, I’m gone!” he should react by returning home or by sprinkling back from the sprayer?

And the shirt is short.
My legs are not ready for short shirts.
Why are my legs not ready?
TheGirl: Don’t lose weight, cattle

xxx: Started the acceptance of applications for registration of.DOGNOME names
Which domain would you buy in the.CHILDREN zone?
Tagged: cheap
Zzzz: kids
Where to go: Children