I met a guy here, so he has the most amazing imaginative profession: a manager of condoms and pads at the Red Cross.

and also those around them... how they are there... oh, people... walk fucks happy with life

From Twitter:

4-5 years ago, a woman often called us with the words: "Hello, this is the apartment of Alexeev? O_O

Someone else’s sorrow can still be endured, but here is someone else’s happiness.

A friend of mine, working in Finland. I was driving on my car on the track.
Limit of 70 km/h. Drive past the camera 72 km/h. The camera photographs him. He is in confusion. Photographs from +6 km / h. It turns out. It runs 68 km/h and is being photographed. Well the glue!! It turns out. He runs 40 km/h and is being photographed again. He thinks he has shut down the camera.
After a week came three fines for not attaching a belt)))

What is the difference between the Politburo of the CPC Central Committee and the current leadership of Russia?
The Politburo is dumb marasmatics, and the current leadership is young, energetic leaders.
Drunk marasmatics took the Victory Parade standing for several hours.
Young and energetic, watching the SIDA parade, only the pop-corn in their hands is lacking.

xxx: and I said to the employee that she was healed, although she really cried out simply, and she was offended)
Yyy: Girls are very upset about such comments.
Better to hear the fucking truth.
YYY: and think
YYY: and start doing something
XXX: I am talking about.
Well, the most important thing is that you say it gently and not at all.
But not for everyone...
YYY: Well then she’s bad, I’d definitely think about it.
yyy: although I always start to paranoid before I can say this.)))
YYY: Aaaah, I just started thinking about it myself.
YYY :D
Yyy: So if you can say something 😉
XXX is hz. I find it hard to judge
XX: I have never seen you fat.

DiWen: The news that the Lada Granta came from Putin’s hand 5 times is still half a trouble... In this same news on the ramp:

It was previously that the new “Lada Granta” will be equipped with a braking stabilization system, safety pillows, electric beet lifts.

Well, what else can be added to the Russian car... Only beet lifts.

My wife, go to sleep.
T4ka: luck...yet a little bit...in the innet who is wrong! >_<
I want to sleep, I want to sleep!
T4: Everyone is running.
Misha :...
Tu4ka (clicks on the key)

Service message hidden administrator: "Attention, your computer will turn off in 1 minute. Reason: I told you to go to bed quickly!"

There is no connection. Pope says the problem is with us. We can prove nothing. I ordered from Siberia. Three days later the boy arrives.
You don’t have a puppy! There is no modem. I don’t know, I went.
Boy, are you upset? We are Yuri, we are here through the corporation.
I only know Poppy, let me go!
Boy, I’ve struck you myself twice, twice. Call yours and set it to work.

Apparently the promise worked and in half an hour everything worked.

After all, tomorrow at 7.22 I will give a salary... and there is a little bit of advance!

The Heroes 3.
Week of Boyarsky: increase of devils +1000

WOW> shit about pedals remembered.
On a bicycle in childhood you speed up, get up from the saddle on the pedal, so as to push all the weight faster.
WOW> and the foot from the pedal slips, so it hurts about the frame...
WOWA> has since been tormented by the question, what a fool invented what is great for men with a horizontal overlay, and the babs with two slopes.
WOW> should be the opposite!!! to

My friend, let’s call him for short, Lesh, being in a state of heavy alcoholic intake, walked around the city in the sense of having something to eat. The first on his way met with the Chinese fast food. For two minutes honestly trying to focus on the wise transliteration from the language of the cradle of civilization, he found nothing better than to approach the window and say, "Give me a huni, please." The girl in the window, having nothing to do with the representatives of the Asian race, which looked more like Dana Borisova with the eyes of Valeria, showed the top of tact, understanding and, probably, a little telepathy: - You with sauce or without?

No, don’t ask me
I was on autopilot.
I woke up talking to a taxi driver in the morning.
He probably wavered a lot when I suddenly changed the subject and asked, “Where are we?” Who are you? What X did you bring me here?
) ) )

About the headsets:

They are very comfortable sitting on the head, like home shoes.

Factory Safety Instructions: Walk carefully around the factory. There are no pedestrian trails, and drivers will not have time to stop.

Why did you pull your umbrella with you today?
YYY: So that the rain does not stop.

YYY (17:08:36 11/05/2011)
I had a joke here. A girlfriend has an allergy (living on pills, and not weak). More work has fallen. Intimate life is interrupted. I understand it, but anyway. And the girlfriend understands that I want to, but she really is hard, and I, when a woman is dumb, I can't fuck her - not so educated. Well, in short, on the day we go to bed, both after a working day. I cling to her closer, embrace her (not to harass, by the way, but simply because I love her). We lie... And she’s me, you know, with the brains I want you now, but physically – I can’t do it at all... :-( ". Fuck, I didn’t hold on, said "and let me fuck your brains?and "

There are two ways to cause long-awaited monthly:
1) Wear white strings with blue jeans or white shirt.
Buy the most expensive pregnancy test.

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