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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141242
 12.05.2017
The cinema. Therefore, the French Gabriel comes to Russia, and his friends beat him to star in a strange movie. The Frenchman there needs to grind sadly in a cabbage, squeeze with wine and cough.
But Russian friends have already exhausted the entire budget, and buy a bottle of wine for 200 r. The French. by 200r. Chilean wine spilled in Voronezh and purchased in the Abkhazian wine department.

No one has ever so convincingly pressed me with wine in the frame. "I Believe!" — cried the dead Stanislavsky. We held out 5 doubles and stopped the execution.

Gabriel later complained:
I feel bad even for good French wine, but what you made me drink is just beyond the line of good and evil.

c) assa

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141241
 12.05.2017
The site "Peacemaker" - information sponsor of the little-known and forgotten stars of the show business!

You only pay for a ticket to Crimea!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №141240
 12.05.2017
After a week on the ocean, returned to Moscow.
In Domodedovo, a pale border guard, with his eyes shaken from vigilance, looked closely at my fresh face, covered with beautiful sunshine, compared it to a photograph in a passport and thoughtfully asked, "What is the purpose of your return?"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №141239
 12.05.2017
Two drivers and a drunk passenger in the rear seat.
The passenger wakes up and says:
I will smoke!
Yes please.
He smoked and got sick.
Fuck me, listen to me!
Blow to health!
The passenger stumbled. He will not shrink and speak.
– Listen, I can suck the hunt, and my legs don’t hold, let me go right here?
Of course! The driver permits.
The passenger sucked, relaxed, smoked again and talked.
You have a taxi, you can do anything. Smoking, smoking and sweating.
“I’m not a taxi driver, I’m an employee of the service of ‘treasury driver’,” the driver replies.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141238
 12.05.2017
This is what the trade deformation means - there was a broken board here in our house, we were looking for what to put on, and Sashka says - is there no way to find a substitute in the construction of bricks. and I sit and think - what can be the brick adjustments and how to put them on it...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141237
 12.05.2017
Aveary
She made cuddles.

Aveary
So tell me, like a chef to a chef – what do you need to add to them so they don’t break down?

Paul
The meat!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141236
 12.05.2017
I had an epic win today. And all because I, the lazy ass, am the only one in the city still riding on winter tyres!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141235
 12.05.2017
Now the children blame the parents, say "why did not take over the factories in the devastating 90s?! Khalid was stunned! This is not possible now!"

I can’t imagine how we will be repelled by the reproaches of our children in twenty years. After all, they will say that in the 2010s, any smart intellectual could free, without a license and without violating the law:
(1) to learn to work with the computer on YouTube
(2) create a quiet botnet (do not spam, do not steal money from the bank - no one will notice it at all)
(3) to train neural networks on Big Data by creating a Advisor
(4) browse the letters of officials and find out who to buy what
(5) buy / scare officials with good price/quality ratio
To become the Emperor of all people

It is time to become the emperor of mankind now. After all, before there were no tools, later the already created Advisor will destroy competitors.

We’re going to try to avenge, saying, “The game went ahead, and we lost.” Kids are paring "what a game to advance, daddy, you all spent all your free time in friends and browsers!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141234
 12.05.2017
XXX: It’s time to roll in the puddles, but... I’m afraid the puddle will get dirty (((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141233
 12.05.2017
ZZZ: Hello to you! I finally got my iPhone 8! It’s unrealistic, it’s not that your Chinese misery! You walk with him like a poor piece.
Zzzz: By the way, there will be no coworking before the salary?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141232
 12.05.2017
<savangie> In the ugly duck it is told that the duck is not a deer at all, just he is not a duck, but a swan. But it’s a fairy tale, and life, unfortunately, is a bit more tragic. And no matter how beautiful labyrinth you are in your soul, you will have to live among the ducks for whom you will forever remain a puddle.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141231
 12.05.2017
by dairi.ru

The founder’s wife from Vietnam brought me a souvenir. I thought it was a funny towel in a plastic panda figure. It turned out to be delicious trucks. The point is not that.
The inscription on the panda is clearly not in Russian or old-bothronic. And everything would be nothing but the biggest multi-colored funny letters written by SUKA.
And the panda made a furor, I will tell you.
First by bringing the poor woman to tears, when she began to give it to me and read it.
And then on me when I saw it.
I have already chewed the weights, and the panda is proudly on the table. And returning from the Treasury or after communicating with a representative of the brave Factory, on the question of the collective "how did you come together?" I proudly expose the piece of work to the general view and announce:
The Panda!
No more questions.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141230
 12.05.2017
I will surprise you now.

To compare the smell of printing paint (which is also toxic, just a small dose) and perfume is very strong.

Many people love the smell of perfume. There are people smelling enamel paints (to the question of toxicity), gasoline, rubber. There are people to any smell who prefer kinza, for example.
But someone like you who thinks your opinion is the only one that is true does not understand it.
It’s normal to love something that someone else doesn’t like. This is your procrust bed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141229
 12.05.2017
CW: The Knights of Marketing?
CW: This is some sort of the Order of the Variable TZ.
CW: The motto of their shield is "Variability and Instability"
CW: And from the bottom a golden veil on a blue field symbolizing the absence of thoughts "We don't know what we want, but we want it now"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141228
 12.05.2017
Printing instead of the "copy is true" reminded.
There was a factory where to export products it was necessary to collect a dozen signatures on the document, killing half a day. After that, the girl, making sure that everyone, from the prime minister to the deputy director, was scheduled, placed the stamp "export permitted". One day the stamp was replaced. On "Eggs of worms were not found". The girl was physically injured.

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