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[ + 5 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64099
 12.05.2012
I like to change my name on Skype. Sometimes it’s so romantic, so why? Why every time a potential employer is added to me on Skype, I forget that I have put another nick like Bl.D. cake or Icey soul p.d.?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64098
 12.05.2012
As it was - walked around the night town, decided to drink water. well well. We approach the kiosk and then follow a funny dialogue with the sleep saleswoman (P):
I: Please, the red key,
Q: is it gased?
I : Yes.
Q is big?
I am UGU.
Q: Is it blue?
I am yes.
P: There is no such thing.
and leaves *

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64097
 12.05.2012
I am threatened to seek the attention of the girl, only by giving her gifts.
What is threatening?
Q. What will you choose? Do you know about "Pretit" or a gift?
You think badly about me. Of course a gift!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64096
 12.05.2012
I realized that I was older when I saw the video of Rammstein, which I watched 20 times in a row in the 11th grade, on the Nostalgia channel.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64095
 12.05.2012
XXX: We go to the square with the girls at lunch
XXX: Discuss all types of men
XXX: This humble, this shit
XXX: And I say that in principle, I’t mind meeting a quiet and humble guy who, when he says ‘jopa’, turns red and faint.
XXX: and then I add: Well yes, he’t get out of the coma)

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