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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №141262
 12.05.2017
The crisis will end when the dollar will cost: 30 rubles. Three rubles? from 0.56 rubles?
YYY: When the dollar will be given 15 years!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141261
 12.05.2017
Aaa: Listen, how in English will the scream of the eagle be?
Tags: uhodi narkoman
AAA: Who are you lying to me on the road?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141260
 12.05.2017
Moreover, the Piz river flows into the Bui River near the mouth.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141259
 12.05.2017
Talk about war:

Grandfather died in 1992 (47 years after the end of the war!and stroke. When he was already lying down and didn’t recognize anyone, he fought almost every night, and he didn’t tell us, his grandchildren, about it, because the terrible thing was simple. So I learned that in captivity they ate everything, including rats, that he could calmly hold his waist with his hands. I remember repeating often:
Women should be removed from their surroundings first.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141258
 12.05.2017
Going to concerts abroad is a disgrace. Can’t watch the broadcast?
...
Dumbness, comrades, is telling others what to do. :D

What does it matter what the purpose of the trip is? Someone is watching tulips in the Netherlands, someone is at an opera in Italy, someone is at a concert.

You don’t want Turkey on your broadcast, right? A chao, poured sand in the pelvis, legs there, lay on the couch, turned on the beach on a telephone of inette with the noise of a blow. A beer in the hand. And the wife let the German portray, and the towel occupies the couch all the time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141257
 12.05.2017
by Yapa

Quote (mrPitkin @ 11.05.2017 - 00:58)
Just pronounce the name of the subscriber - and you are already talking to him, and you can also see his photo in front of your eyes.

Hit the hammer on the finger, and now you are calling the Light from the neighboring entrance...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141256
 12.05.2017
of Russia. 21st century.
The judge reads the verdict:
– To acknowledge the defendant guilty of insulting the feelings of believers... The defendant, your last word.
And yet she turns!

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141255
 12.05.2017
# vegetarianism

Pure vegetarianism is, in the vast majority of cases, simple hypocrisy inherent in people with insufficient physical load. In the excursions of somewhat increased difficulty, vegetarians very friendly on the second-fourth day return to the normal state of all-eating and absorb the meat / salty so that behind the ears cracks. Because they cannot withstand the burden. Because such a stock of vegetarian food they can not pull on themselves.
This same group can include vegetarianism for religious reasons (by the way, which of the widespread religions unambiguously prohibits the consumption of meat at all?) is
Accept the simple fact: man is all-eating. Not a predator, not a herbivore. All the same.
And the apparent rejection of this essence is hypocrisy.
In smaller quantities, vegetarianism is a medically justified necessity.
The third group is for economic reasons.

And that killing bad and bla bla bla is also hypocrisy. I would prefer criminals who committed serious crimes intentionally to be executed, and taxpayer funds that are now spent on the maintenance of prisons and their inhabitants to be spent on R&D.
To invent the same food bio-generator, in order to save the meat from death, suffering and excessive forced breeding.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141254
 12.05.2017
Dialogue with a friend (P) from Moscow.
Q: I’m about to quit smoking. Really expensive "pleasure": for cigarette money you can fly to Riga once every 2 months. Or Vilnius, or Tallinn, or Warsaw...
I: I hardly smoke.
Q: Why are you not in Riga yet?
I: To get out of Tomsk, you will have to stop drinking.
I: And there is.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141253
 12.05.2017
How did you do it...Lee

There is no need for economics in schools. It did not exist in the USSR, and it does not exist now. The ordinary person should only know that everywhere they are trying to cheat him and you need to be careful and, say, not to take loans.

And physics is not necessary, and you do not need to, it is enough to know only that all deaths want him and you need to be careful and, say, do not use fire, not a knife, not electricity, and do not have sex (or you will get infected!) is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141252
 12.05.2017
The eruption of the Shiveluc volcano and its impact on the climate are discussed

- And in Rostov warm and on scooters / big rides...
- And in Moscow for such words you will get skies on the mouth and skates on the mouth!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141251
 12.05.2017
The Parental Forum.

At the end of the year, I have trouble with my head.
I have a daughter, Masha, in 2nd grade.
The youngest in the kindergarten is Natasha. At the meeting, the educator tells about Natasha and addresses me "Natasha’s mom". I sit, not listening or reacting at all. I think everybody has gotten out of me? I forgot that I came to the kindergarten, was distracted by my thoughts and decided that I was sitting in school.
Who is this, Natasha’s mother? I used to being a Mother’s Car.
It ended with the fact that I asked the educator "And who is this – Natasha’s mother, do we have no Natasha?"
My parents thought I had a roof.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №141250
 12.05.2017
I couldn’t get a letter today – I didn’t like the authorization.
There were no problems before.
He called the line and described the situation.
I asked him to stop mocking people.
They said that such a service is not provided.
and :(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141249
 12.05.2017
Β childhood, like many, left for summer κ grandmother and grandfather. One day, during their stay, a phone ringed in the apartment - a home phone, with a disk number pickup (other were not there then). Κ the phone approached the grandfather:
− Α and
− Where did I go?
− I’m going to see.
And, holding a 10-second pause, he says:
− Ο You can’t see it here.

Then I put on the phone and calmly went on watching TV. I was 7 years old and I sat down for a long time and thought it was.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141248
 12.05.2017
XXX: Fuck... even if this one group story ends?

YYY: Listen to me briefly. I studied at the institute, where there were girls in groups, and boys could be met very rarely. I was one guy in my group. Should I say that I had not had enough attention? Consequently, all my friends at the time were girls to whom I trusted during my studies. We had a subject called sports tourism, led by a young boy, only after the institute. So this trickle collects a seminar every year and declares that it arranges the march, and only the most active will go to it, whom he will choose at the end of the session. Well, he perceived me as a friend, because you don’t communicate with guys, because they don’t exist. And here is the end of the session, we chose with him two of the "most active" girls, and embarked on a campaign for a few days, stopped for the night in the forest cottage. Fresh air, pleasant fatigue, a little stitched from all this girl, we and the instructor got out of the backpacks a bowl, which was a lot to bring to the condition of tired young girls and was not needed, well, should we continue, what was at night? Not because it’s all shit, and what did you expect?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141247
 12.05.2017
From a women’s forum, a man created a topic:
"He was very fat, by the way. I’m fine, now I’m a triangle."
Q1: "and I’m a parallel piped, let’s be muddy?"
G2: "and I am a stangecircle!"
G1: "groupship is meant :))"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141246
 12.05.2017
zzz: And you know, let it be a lot of trouble - but it is in such a morning that I want to write something good and cozy, so that people read in the morning and rejoice.
Sasha, the wall of a five-storey residential building collapsed in Nafta. The residents panic and run away, the city council catches them and puts them in the bus, and a representative of the management company says that everything is fine and nothing extraordinary is happening. Go there, the photographer has already gone.
Zzzz: Omsk, shit, for what reason?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141245
 12.05.2017
In general, this shit about books looks like this:

XHHH: Fuck, raw cooked sausage fuck is expensive, and cooked I don’t like.
Wow, no one has eaten a long time old grapefruit! And you stop! And don’t tell anyone that you love her, pathos!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141244
 12.05.2017
Such weather in early May.
Thutchev himself would sit like a moon.
Buying cats and cats.
We were looking forward to June.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №141243
 12.05.2017
Aaa: Thanks to Disney, I have every chance to live up to Star Wars 20.

Star Wars 20: The Last Jedi, this time honestly.



bbb: And yes, they’ll have to switch to Arabic numbers on posters for the thirteenth film, because Star Wars XXX might be a bit misunderstood.

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