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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6753
 12.06.2008
Today at the exam he says:
That is how I presented you.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6751
 12.06.2008
ninja (12:30:56 6/06/2008)
He ate a plumber, laying on a chair.
I decided to wash it, but I read the basement and forgot.
Now I think how to explain to parents that this is a plumber :(


Lizzy

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6750
 12.06.2008
Sank: hihi)) "Tomorrow work: Anya, Tanya, Zhenya.... all on "ya".... as if there were no outcomes....

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6749
 12.06.2008
I can't sleep with the compound on.It feels like my baby isn't sleeping.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6748
 12.06.2008
Kretino Belka (01:40:35 9/06/2008)
Listen to. Is anaphylaxis a profile?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №6747
 12.06.2008
xxx: with a friend in the courtyard we go and we in the affix children of 10-11 years in the sandbox made a grave, a tomb of iron some and wrote on it "here burial eggs of Bilan";
HH: They love him.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №6746
 12.06.2008
> I'm leaving my apartment with a friend. He often comes to his girlfriend, who just annoys me terribly. When I come home and see her shoes in the hallway I regret that I am not a cat and can't suck her shoes :(

Take the cat, put it in the shoes and put it all on the cat ><

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6745
 12.06.2008
Today I was given the diploma. The guy goes out at the board and was supposed to say:"Dear members of the commission...", but instead says:"Dear members" and is silent. Second 7, probably silence, and one reed says, “Well, well, at least so..."

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6744
 12.06.2008
Some bodies like a screw - easily and quickly put, but ask a lot of questions, can swallow and constantly lose something from the equipment, often change skins, icons and color scheme, and before accessing some folders a hundred times ask about the reality of intentions.

Some like niches - you get to catch up, forever conflict, no process can be left without participation, but then stable on 5 work all ports.

some like macOS - current with a certain system configuration work, but you can also emulate if the right connector in time to send a card based on the $ processor with the logo of Franklin

They are generally lesbians.

And in general, all of them....., crazy, like tetris - the figures are familiar, the point is to put them in the right position, and from the variety of current speed modes and different modifications of the interface!

So choose the axis under which Tetris is better!

c) id2824290

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6743
 12.06.2008
My husband gave me a letter yesterday. I quote: "For his skill in man’s brain management through @ui".

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6742
 12.06.2008
I want to learn to dance striptease!
He: A... and why? To whom to show?
Maybe someday I will have a boyfriend. I will dance to him :)
He: Aaa... advice to you... better learn to cook deliciously. Really more pleasant ?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6741
 12.06.2008
xxx: and I didn't tell you how the new year jumped the irony of fate?
Two days ago, and it turned out to be a pornoha for pedicure %

yyy: Irony of fate, hule %)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6740
 12.06.2008
Will you always love me?
He: of course
Even if I cut off your hand.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6739
 12.06.2008
Elena
How noted?

Drinking
Oh...

Drinking
I do not remember very much. But today I woke up with an Iroquois on my head and a tail under my pillow.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6738
 12.06.2008
Tanushka
How much more work do you have?

Stray
Before the retirement [...]

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6737
 12.06.2008
It hurts on the street.
I went into the tent on the way home to buy a drink.
In front of me, two entrepreneurial young men are buying beer.
and BL! I said, Heineken, not Tuborg!
and max!
What is BL?
There’s a girl behind us, don’t argue.
What is BL?
Max is sympathetic.

Red like cancer, Max turns. Going back to M*DAK! Did you say nothing to me?! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6736
 12.06.2008
The March Cat
So are you? Did you get rid of this betrayal of yours?

FrekenSnork
GM...

FrekenSnork
Give me somewhat.

FrekenSnork
his shit

FrekenSnork
To the death!

FrekenSnork
On the other hand, my mouth is really dumb.

FrekenSnork
How she will die

FrekenSnork
You would also breathe in the Azzac pains ?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6735
 12.06.2008
I want you to enter into me...
He said: Yes! Stop to! I haven’t finished my diploma yet!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6734
 12.06.2008
XXX is
I sit working, set up a group of primavery servers, both monica are glued by remote administration windows of servacles, I send them with a crowd to the rebut...
on the monks is hiding under them tower, burn with the discussion of the fetishness of shoes... at this moment comes the gender (bye-bye - he is 2 weeks away), I instinctively switch from the tower to the screenshot with the yakhbt, and there is a review of the new 3dmark with a pack of game-like screens, and you throw a reference with a signature in the end - a lot of tits!!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6733
 12.06.2008
21:47:15 Deck: After I started working as a loader I realized that in 11th grade I will be studying for good

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