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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65482
 12.06.2012
The most important thing is that the headache does not become a ghost.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №65481
 12.06.2012
"Please ask"

XXX: Do you give it to everyone?
YYY : No. I am selfish and greedy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65480
 12.06.2012
On the 19th year of life the Constitution of the Russian Federation suddenly died.
Yyy: They say that the investigation on the fact of her death will be carried out by the best employees of the Russian opposition. According to preliminary information, he will be headed by the well-known operative of outrage and obscene statements V.V. by Zhirinovsky.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65479
 12.06.2012
Vegans behave like sectarians. They aggressively prove their right and failed to portray that they like to live this way. The unfortunate people.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65478
 12.06.2012
A friend goes to buy vodka at 20.50 (in the area after 21.00 do not sell)he is 24 and he looks at 15)))
He goes into the store and says:
Be Good 0.7 Five Lakes
21 is there?? to
Not in 10 minutes.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65477
 12.06.2012
You know, I’m ready... And so that you understand that I’m not joking, I invite you to smoke a calyan and talk :)
Oh yeah of course. Now I’ll gather, I’ll come, you’ll be there all, beautiful, we’ll have a great time, I’ll take you home, and then, when the moment comes to kiss, the alarm will work and I’ll wake up. No, thank you, I’d better spend that dream at home.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65476
 12.06.2012
Not the most (10:36:41 11/06/2012)
Anti-spam does not save
tsiligin (10:36:52 11/06/2012)
Change the question
tsiligin (10:36:55 11/06/2012)
Which you have?
Not the most (10:37:09 11/06/2012)
How many meters to the moon? Answer: I am a giraffe

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65475
 12.06.2012
Comments on the news in one publication: "From now on for the match BAN without warning."
XXX: sadness... and the overwhelmed mat? Or a hint on Matt?
YYY: I think if you know words like "squared", you don’t need mat.

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