Thanks to the search, Navalny learned where his children are hiding illicit stockpiles of candy!

XXX: Someone is not going to football. Targeting from the net on corporate phone SMS "I am pregnant"

The fuck, and the balls are normal, and they don't let go to Kiev, throw it off... The mother says that the commonplace is shit, because she didn't go with her neighbors at the time, and the father is silent.
He was lucky with his neighbors.

Will Angela Zeka be in the army?
It’s hardly possible, she didn’t always wait for him from work!

I have an ironic joke.
Bring me to the sarcasm :)

On the other day the secretary brought a copy of a guy, we roasted for a long time. His name is Marx, he lives in the city of Engels... on Lenin Street, b..t!!!))

The eroticity of the girl wet under the rain is limited by weight.

Remember how in childhood made "cocktails" from burned sugar:
You didn’t have a grandfather like me.
xxxh: he poured on a plate and made cookies with a fat hand from the barley)))))
The neighbors were cooking the cakes 😉
HHH: And they were all set

qweshka: confiscated databases, computer... mja, someone tell the opposition about cloud technologies...

Kalvado: They were told. And in the MVD did not understand, sent to the hydrometeorological center.

I talk to my wife during PMS.

Wife: I am a bit of a shabby! A stupid whole thing!and Noet
I: What a nonsense! You are the most beautiful of me! I love you!
Wife: Because you’re dumb too!It is :)))

The curtain.)

It is said that with age comes wisdom.
A woman under the window said:
"I noticed something here. It turns out which day of the week falls on June 1, the same will be the 15".

So where do you get it, you claim you don’t know?

I have it, why should I know where to get it?

Talk of brother and mother.
Mom, I bought the slices.
Mother: What kind of stuff? to run?
n.p

We miss the rain. There is Internet.
Mom: You can read something useful and necessary on the Internet... Well, for example, how to kill everyone... (a long thoughtful silence). After the break: ants

Police conducted a search in the case of riots in the apartment of Navalny, Nemtsov, Yashin and Sobchak. During the search, a mess was found.

Yesterday I found out that our steward is a believer. Everywhere changed the color "#666" to the same, but in the format "rgb(102, 102, 102)".

The English played against the French.
I understand, of course, that the French footballer is native to Algeria and it is not his fault that his name is Samir Nasri.
But the commentator, imho, should take into account the language of his native country and not make the sentences:
and Nasri!
Stay on the right flank!
Go on forward!
Drop it yourself!
Go to Ribery!
And my favorite:
Nasri... Nasri! and Nasri! Go to the near corner! The count is 1:1!

[22:58:30] Sasaki Kojirou: Skype just offered me, I quote: "subscribe to a plan and call on regular phones without restrictions"
[22:58:53] Sasaki Kojirou: Yes, by subscribing to the plan, I will be able to zone without restrictions not only on phones, but also on the microwave.

from youtube commentary

Happy future with MMM

Everyone will work exclusively for their own pleasure and do what they want. Here are, for example, dog owners - breeding dogs, deer owners - deer, and Sergey Panteleich - loch.

Captcha 4 days. back to

I was looking for a junior a while ago.
I found it here in the community, but unfortunately, my superiors preferred knowledge of Hebrew to professional qualities and took the oborigen with GREAT MOTIVATION (promised to work day and night and justify the trust shown).
Today I gave him a task: to write a script that counts how many hours have passed since the beginning of the year.
Five hours have passed, no script.
I begin to lay down the algorithm on the shelves (in this case, even the word is too loud).
I say, first we check the year and ask - how the year affects the time in the year.
Comrade does not understand.
I give another chance. I ask how many days in the year.
Clearly answered 365 (only answer)
Question: What happens once every four years?
Now be prepared:
After thinking for a few seconds, he replies - "Euro".
You are funny, and my boss wants to give him a chance.

* For women (Euro - European Football Championship)