I will tell the story with the words of a friend. His parents live in the village. And all on manual work: a meat machine, a wig, even washed in a laundry. are accustomed. Everyone is trying to buy them something, and they are not at all. They don’t need anything, everything suits them. They say, “Now the technology will do everything for us, and what will we do?” He does not want to sell the goods against his will. Then he came up with a clever plan.



He buys (sometimes pretends to buy) something, for example, an electric meat machine, calls his parents, tells them how cool it is, how convenient it is to use. And after a while, he calls his parents, says that he bought a better thing, and he throws out the old one or that he no longer needs the thing.



How is it! - The parents are outraged, - you said, she is offgenic.

to speak. But I will not use it anymore. It will dust. Better I throw it out.

What a throw! Parents are upset, such a good thing and throw away?

What else to do? If you want, I can give you.

Better give it to us.



And so slowly parents buy things.

The Israeli Embassy in Kiev. A crowd of Jews in line. It tells

A woman who came to the embassy from another city.

I was advised when I would take a taxi from the station to the embassy.

The taxi driver is not called the “Israeli Embassy” but the “Suvorov School.”

(which is in the opposite direction). I’m in a taxi, I say.

The Suvorov School.

Taxi driver – 20 hryvnia!

I am terrible – 15!

Taxi driver: Yes, you probably do!

Diplomacy is the art of deceiving so that you don’t get caught.

I went to the post.
receiving the package.
I took the pocket, held the line, I approached.
The mailing aunt, looking at the receipt, said, “So you have a baggage! A betrayal from the other side!”
I walked around the building on the other side, standing in line.
The same aunt, passing from the other side: “Now it’s right, hold on!”

They say that those Moscovites who have not vaccinated will be expelled to Russia.