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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35901
 12.09.2010
He: Where did he disappear?
I went to dig potatoes with my parents.
He: Why did you get there?
She: I have a light hand, I come to plant, I come to paint, I come to dig, I also went to dig. The potatoes are small and need to be fertilized.
He: Will you go again? 8 )

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35900
 12.09.2010
I hope there’s beer in hell too"
There is beer in hell. A lot of beer... warm!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35899
 12.09.2010
Databases were released yesterday.

Examples I will show on the example of various SUBDs, so that you do not have the impression that I prefer one. Even though I prefer. I prefer Microsoft SQL Server, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to force you to do tasks under it. (pause) Although not, I will"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35898
 12.09.2010
Let’s pretend that nothing happened.
I: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35897
 12.09.2010
Rinat: эх нихера, in 2013 Programming Day falls on Friday the 13th
Ivory: Iveas Nah... Fortress losers rise from their graves.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35896
 12.09.2010
It is a pity that in contact they did not have the opportunity to write their own political views, as is the case with religious ones. Because my political views do not convey anything but "Smile burn, crab click-pick"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №35895
 12.09.2010
XXX: I have something to do.
You are not a man, you are not afraid.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35894
 12.09.2010
x: was today at the doctor - wrote out pingin, lanin and routine O_o
Y: Yes... Siddhartha is destiny.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35893
 12.09.2010
After a drunk:
- Brother, I found 7 covers of Coca-Cola in my pocket this morning...we were playing in Fulaut again?

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