Look at two quotes:

One of my acquaintances told me. She has two daughters. The older 6, the younger 5. The little girl in the garden:
Which dress would be more beautiful to wear so that you like it?
The Senior:
What a dress? Show him a naked letter and you will like it right away!"

A letter from two friends:
The first:
He gave me a diamond ring.
The second:
Do you want the knives, right?
The first:
- And what I'll ask, I quietly put it in my pocket and got up with cancer.

It seems to me that they are the same people, only slightly grown up? and :)

In Vovka, in Chatrah there is a vendor (the seller, he is the only one selling bags of 22 slots) and his name is Harris Pilton 0_o

I think in Russian localization he is called Ssuša Kabchak

>Oyam<

Badlyended
I’m going to go to the book market somehow.

Badlyended
Buying Explanatory Books

Badlyended
What to advise

Baziak
Dictionary of Dalia

and burn:
When will you return to your hometown?? to

The MMM:
Probably in November. Bush to meet with the squats at the station?

and burn:
If I don’t work, we’ll meet ?

The MMM:
Meaning to meet? Are you going to come with your Sasha?

and burn:
I and my clothes ?

XXX: Are you on me or how?
YYY: Come on how.

Begin a new life with bifido bacteria :)
Yyy: I and my husband want to :'(
You will be with Bifido Bactria.

By reading this, you have wasted two seconds of your life.

In the shop:
Give me a half cup of cocktail.
Seller: Young man, send money, otherwise I will remember the cocktail.

I work with admin. This morning I discovered a message from one of the users:

>>> and> Why use the Enternet Explorer? I deleted it so my pages on the internet broke faster.

Mosque exploded by the end of the week...this is what to answer?

The cook was sick in the office. There will be no lunch accordingly.
xxx: so let's go to my grandmother for lunch, I also have the keys to the apartment, and a borch
Where is Grandma?
XXX is dead.

My friend (teacher) the group handed over eight identical papers, and when replacing the surname on the title sheet, no one thought to compare the surname, actually, of the teacher with the surname of the student, which appeared at work.

Imagine her surprise when she got EIGHT!!! A copy of her own work she did 12 years ago.

My friend works as a cutter in the factory. In appearance - something intermediate between Goth, Punk and Metalist.
In general, he decided to get stuck at work - made a dark stone face, and, under the noise of the machine, began to sing:
"Doychland Zaldaten, Underground Officer..."
He raises his head - in the door, a few blind faces and look at him... And he is not upset, already looking at them, continues:
"... nihit captain, nihit capituliren..."

lol in the store (in the district of MEI).
We stand with a partner in a line, in front of us a man says to the seller:
Give meat salad.
(What the seller in the store with a serious look asks)
Meat or student food.
Crying all the way.

My mother burned:
They had an audit at work. And here they and a colleague discuss how and what to do so that the audit goes well.
Collega: And it would be necessary to call the chief of the auditors by the name of paternity, or Pasha is wrong.
Mother (with a smart face): So I generally call him only by phone Pasha, and at work, always Mikhail Alexandrovich...

xxx: what is this of the decanate some strange screams and stones spread?
YYY: Yes, this dean satisfied my sexual needs.
XXX: What do you mean?! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

At the refueling machine, the muzhig approaches the box and says, "Girl, you know, I have a tank for 60 liters, usually 55-56, and now 62 has entered."

Join us: Chipper
We are joined by: Dram-Baba
We are joined by: HUGO
Joined by: Orrica
I have a strange eye, don’t criticize plz.

Should a cat be taken to the village? Or have they already taken?
We decided to wait until she met and from where she met we will decide to take her to the village or leave, and she fucking three days has not met, and it smells shit from her... I suspect that she still met where she got but does not want to return to the village and eats fucking...
I am the cat-gowns ?
I told Sasuke about the cat-gownood, and he said
I would buy such...
Is it for him? Where did he get there? ?

XHH: Our students are so strict that they shorten the letters in lectures.

Leprechaun
I’ll go to Kiribati on Friday.
DVALIN®
to hunt?